{"id":1990,"date":"2015-04-01T20:26:55","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T18:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/?p=1990"},"modified":"2015-04-01T14:29:51","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T12:29:51","slug":"jolex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/2015\/04\/01\/jolex\/","title":{"rendered":"Jolex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Allts\u00e5 jag kan inte f\u00f6rst\u00e5 att det var ett \u00e5r sen jag m\u00f6tte denna kille f\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen, ETT \u00c5R! Han trodde att jag var 92a och jag trodde att han var 87a, men det \u00e4r v\u00e4l lite s\u00e5 vi \u00e4r ocks\u00e5.. Mitt lilla lammk\u00f6tt..<\/p>\n<p>Jag kan vara v\u00e4rldens mest oromantiska m\u00e4nniska (no kidding t\u00e4nker Joel nu), men jag skyller p\u00e5 mitt stj\u00e4rntecken, det \u00e4r s\u00e5 vi \u00e4r. K\u00e4nner mig dock v\u00e4ldigt k\u00e4nslofull n\u00e4r jag till\u00e4gnar ett helt inl\u00e4gg \u00e5t mi love, fint va Joel? \u00a0Joel \u00e4r ekonomisk, kan laga mat, \u00e4lskar att st\u00e4da, t\u00e4nker vuxet och \u00e4r lugn, jag \u00e4r tv\u00e4rtom. Joel tycker ocks\u00e5 om att f\u00f6rmedla k\u00e4nslor, vilket g\u00f6r han till kvinnan i det h\u00e4r f\u00f6rh\u00e5llandet. Men du kan vara lugn Joel, det \u00e4r inget negativt. Jag beh\u00f6ver n\u00e5gon som dig i mitt liv och jag beh\u00f6ver ocks\u00e5 n\u00e5gon som kan hantera mitt fantastiska hum\u00f6r och du g\u00f6r ett bra jobb!<\/p>\n<p>Vi har hunnit vara med om mycket men \u00e4nd\u00e5 ingenting. \u00a0Det b\u00f6rjade v\u00e4l kanske inte s\u00e5 bra men det betyder ju bara att det kan bli b\u00e4ttre. \u00a0Vi har redan hunnit bo i tv\u00e5 l\u00e4genheter och i v\u00e5r flyttar vi in i den tredje. Ett av v\u00e5ra st\u00f6rsta br\u00e5k handlade om en konsver\u00f6ppnare och v\u00e5rat gemensamma barn heter Peaches och \u00e4r en panda.<\/p>\n<p>Om tv\u00e5 veckor tr\u00e4ffas vi igen efter 7 veckor, men vi \u00e4r ju bra p\u00e5 det h\u00e4r.. F\u00f6rutom att jag hatar Skype. Jag saknar n\u00e5gon som r\u00e5kar l\u00e4gga sig p\u00e5 mitt h\u00e5r s\u00e5 jag skriker av sm\u00e4rta, g\u00e5ng p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng. N\u00e5gon som klagar p\u00e5 alla mina tusen h\u00e5rstr\u00e5n som \u00e4r \u00f6verallt och som pratar konstant. Att jag har hittat n\u00e5gon som pratar mer \u00e4n mig \u00e4r fan i mig ofattbart. N\u00e5gon som kollar p\u00e5 alla mina tjejserier med mig och kliar mig i h\u00e5ret och n\u00e5gon som g\u00f6mmer sina vitaminer ifr\u00e5n mig. N\u00e5gon som tycker att jag kanske \u00e4ter lite f\u00f6r mycket chips men \u00e4nd\u00e5 k\u00f6per det \u00e5t mig och n\u00e5gon som googlar p\u00e5 kurer n\u00e4r jag ligger p\u00e5 golvet och skriker av sm\u00e4rta.<\/p>\n<p>Om jag m\u00e5ste s\u00e4ga n\u00e5got negativt om Joel s\u00e5 \u00e4r det att han v\u00e4grar h\u00e5lla mig i handen, whats up med det? Han ska kl\u00e4nga dygnet runt men n\u00e4r det kommer till att h\u00e5lla handen s\u00e5 f\u00e5r jag kalla handen, s\u00e5 att s\u00e4ga. Men det ska vi \u00f6va p\u00e5, no worries.<\/p>\n<p>Puuusssss p\u00e5 dig min lilla sk\u00e5ning! Snart ses vi och d\u00e5 ska du f\u00e5 en publik puss! (\u00c4ven fast det kommer att vara tidig morgon, men det g\u00f6r inget f\u00f6r du har l\u00e4rt dig hantera mitt underbara morgonhum\u00f6r).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image41.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1991\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image41-755x755.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"755\" height=\"755\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image41-755x755.jpg 755w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image41-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image41-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image41.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image42.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter 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wp-image-1999\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image49-755x755.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"755\" height=\"755\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image49-755x755.jpg 755w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image49-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image49-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/files\/2015\/03\/image49.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allts\u00e5 jag kan inte f\u00f6rst\u00e5 att det var ett \u00e5r sen jag m\u00f6tte denna kille f\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen, ETT \u00c5R! Han trodde att jag var 92a och jag trodde att han var 87a, men det \u00e4r v\u00e4l lite s\u00e5 vi \u00e4r ocks\u00e5.. Mitt lilla lammk\u00f6tt.. Jag kan vara v\u00e4rldens mest oromantiska m\u00e4nniska (no kidding t\u00e4nker &#8230; <a title=\"Jolex\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/2015\/04\/01\/jolex\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Jolex\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1897,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sverige"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1897"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/alexandras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}