{"id":1168,"date":"2014-12-07T06:34:20","date_gmt":"2014-12-07T05:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fames.se\/blondinas\/?p=1168"},"modified":"2014-12-07T06:34:20","modified_gmt":"2014-12-07T05:34:20","slug":"din-teaser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/2014\/12\/07\/din-teaser\/","title":{"rendered":"Din teaser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; ska du hoppa p\u00e5 mig, ja men g\u00f6r det d\u00e5 inte d\u00e5 och d\u00e5 utan ska du hoppa p\u00e5 mig ta och k\u00f6r Allt p\u00e5 en g\u00e5ng. Du uppfattas annars som en teaser&#8230; Jag gillar inte Teasers..<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; kom inte med sm\u00e5 fisar till angrepp och g\u00e5 runt och tro att du \u00e4r n\u00e5. En m\u00e4ktig j\u00e4vel ser till att du d\u00e4ckar direkt p\u00e5 st\u00f6rt och ser till att offret ligger sjuk i flera dagar, sen ser man till att de \u00e4r j\u00e4tte d\u00e5liga och dunderf\u00f6rkylda. <\/p>\n<p>Du \u00e4r en mes som hoppar p\u00e5 mig lite grann ibland..och l\u00e5ter mig \u00e5terh\u00e4mta mig. What a fuck liksom?!<\/p>\n<p>Nej nu tv\u00e5 alvedon och en bit vitl\u00f6k i C vitaminbrus och massa vatten. Nu vila och sen k\u00f6r jag kv\u00e4llen, b\u00e4ra eller brista! Jag bryr mig inte &#8211; jag vill!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; ska du hoppa p\u00e5 mig, ja men g\u00f6r det d\u00e5 inte d\u00e5 och d\u00e5 utan ska du hoppa p\u00e5 mig ta och k\u00f6r Allt p\u00e5 en g\u00e5ng. Du uppfattas annars som en teaser&#8230; Jag gillar inte Teasers.. &#8211; kom inte med sm\u00e5 fisar till angrepp och g\u00e5 runt och tro att du \u00e4r n\u00e5. &#8230; <a title=\"Din teaser\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/2014\/12\/07\/din-teaser\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Din teaser\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8260,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kanslor-tankar-funderingar","category-mitt-liv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8260"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/blondina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}