Aiden: Maltese people are weird
Jag: Yea..you’re half maltese you know
Aiden: Yes..well..who isnt weird nowadays?
Jag: I dont know? Swedes? Your better half?
Aiden: Nooo, Swedes are even worse
Jag: Ehm ok. So where does that leave you on the weird scale?
Aiden: What’s for dinner?
End of conversation