Lenah recently bought a book she deeply regrets buying – Colleens Welcome to my world x x. Colleen is engaged to Wayne Rooney a certain footballer that looks very similar to a retarded fighter but knows how to kick a ball. She seems very down to earth, so down to earth that her life seems as exciting as an earthworms. She writes in this style: (this is not a quote, more my own interpretation).
In the morning I get up at 7, because I like not to waste the day. I eat cereal, unless I am in the mood of toast, the toast I prefer with butter. But I try not to put too much on, because that would be dead fattening. I don`t like to eat too much early, because my stomache gets all bloated and it is dead irritating. Sometimes I take a walk just to get my appetite started, but sometimes I am just too tired and have a cup of tee and read the newspaper instead. After breakfast, I usually have lunch, but not too soon, because then I wouldn`t have any appetite. For lunch I usually go for salads, although mostly surrounded by meat and mashed potatoes as I don`t feel salad fills me up. Although sometimes I am not that hungry and like to go for a salad or a soup. But not pea soup, because that tastes like diarrea.
Talking about diarrea..
And then the book goes on. Giving me valuable information about her friends, exercising habits, and other things that makes me fall asleep easily. I admit I am not in the target group for this book, but even for Colleen and Rooney fans I think some editing would have benefitted the book a great deal.
Conclusion: I get dead tired when reading this book.