{"id":1681,"date":"2010-12-31T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-31T08:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/carulenah\/2010\/12\/31\/nyarscitat\/"},"modified":"2010-12-31T09:58:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-31T08:58:00","slug":"nyarscitat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/carulenah\/2010\/12\/31\/nyarscitat\/","title":{"rendered":"Ny\u00e5rscitat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bill Vaughan<\/span>
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

P. J. O’Rourke<\/span>
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Jay Leno<\/span>
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bill Vaughan<\/span>
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Anais Nin<\/span>
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Oscar Wilde<\/span>
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Robert Paul<\/span>
I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Anonymous<\/span>
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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