{"id":1132,"date":"2009-11-07T08:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T07:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/11\/07\/javla-hyenor\/"},"modified":"2009-11-07T08:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T07:25:00","slug":"javla-hyenor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/11\/07\/javla-hyenor\/","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e4vla Hyenor!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Damn you gentlemen d\u00e4rute!<\/STRONG> Jag har sagt det f\u00f6rr och jag s\u00e4ger det igen – VARF\u00d6R kan inte killar (rent allm\u00e4nt) vara lite mera…hrm.. James<\/STRONG> Bond<\/STRONG> (kommer inte p\u00e5 n\u00e5n b\u00e4ttre)? Varf\u00f6r \u00e4r det s\u00e5 sv\u00e5rt att l\u00e5ta en tjej g\u00e5 f\u00f6re i k\u00f6n, \u00f6ppna en d\u00f6rr, l\u00e4mna en plats eller vilket f\u00f6retr\u00e4de som helst? Goddamn. <\/STRONG><\/P>
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Jag gjorde en liten test ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll\/natt.<\/STRONG> Stod i en megak\u00f6 vid bussen och testade hur m\u00e5nga som tr\u00e4ngde sig f\u00f6re eller helt enkelt sket i att jag stod d\u00e4r<\/STRONG> – jag tappade r\u00e4kningen. Allvarligt. Till sist var det n\u00e5n utl\u00e4ndsk<\/STRONG> snubbe<\/STRONG> som gjorde en fin gest med handen och l\u00e4t mig g\u00e5 f\u00f6re. Men innan dess – bloody hyenor, milt sagt.<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/P>
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There, there, boys…<\/EM><\/P>
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Ibland \u00f6nskar man att man var f\u00f6dd i n\u00e5t annat \u00e5rtusande<\/STRONG> (ja, jag vet – l\u00f6ss, fattigdom, sv\u00e4lt). G\u00e4rna n\u00e4ra Nord och Syd-tiden d\u00e4r en underbar Patrick<\/STRONG> Swayze<\/STRONG> f\u00f6rkroppsligade den perfekte gentlemannen.<\/STRONG><\/P>
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Se och l\u00e4r, boys.<\/EM> <\/P>
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Romantic, moi?<\/STRONG> Nja, det lutar nog mera \u00e5t ett romalistiskt h\u00e5ll.<\/FONT><\/STRONG> Realistiskt romantiskt, om man nu vill uttrycka det s\u00e5. Eller varf\u00f6r inte gammal hederlig hyfs? Brukar funka bra… Ciao!<\/STRONG><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Damn you gentlemen d\u00e4rute! Jag har sagt det f\u00f6rr och jag s\u00e4ger det igen – VARF\u00d6R kan inte killar (rent allm\u00e4nt) vara lite mera…hrm.. James Bond (kommer inte p\u00e5 n\u00e5n b\u00e4ttre)? Varf\u00f6r \u00e4r det s\u00e5 sv\u00e5rt att l\u00e5ta en tjej g\u00e5 f\u00f6re i k\u00f6n, \u00f6ppna en d\u00f6rr, l\u00e4mna en plats eller vilket f\u00f6retr\u00e4de som helst? Goddamn. … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}