{"id":1303,"date":"2009-12-30T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/12\/30\/dagens-hemska-upplevelse\/"},"modified":"2009-12-30T21:37:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T20:37:00","slug":"dagens-hemska-upplevelse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/12\/30\/dagens-hemska-upplevelse\/","title":{"rendered":"Dagens Hemska Upplevelse."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Jag var <STRONG>n\u00e4ra en hj\u00e4rtattack idag<\/STRONG>&#8230;och r\u00e4ddade min sis p\u00e5 k\u00f6pet. Vi stod i en oskyldig aura och v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 v\u00e5ra <STRONG>koffeinshots p\u00e5 Espresso House<\/STRONG> imorse n\u00e4r jag gjorde en <FONT color=#cc0000><STRONG>fasanfull uppt\u00e4ckt<\/STRONG>.<\/FONT> Bakom min sis rygg hissade f\u00f6ljande sig ner fr\u00e5n taket:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><IMG src=\"http:\/\/keepsake2sweet.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/blowing-spidersgif.gif\"><\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>Oh. My. God.<\/STRONG> Jag roffade \u00e5t mig systern som b\u00f6rjade p\u00e5 mantran <STRONG>&#8221;d\u00f6da den!<\/STRONG> <STRONG>d\u00f6da den! d\u00f6da den!&#8221;.<\/STRONG> F\u00f6rs\u00f6kte f\u00f6rklara att jag inte kan g\u00f6ra det n\u00e4r den h\u00e4ngde i luften <STRONG><FONT color=#cc0000>(risiko f\u00f6r att den hoppar p\u00e5 mig = very big)<\/FONT><\/STRONG> och fick v\u00e4nta i fasanfulla sekunder innan den behagade komma ner till marken.<STRONG> &#8221;Med<\/STRONG> <STRONG>skon, med skon&#8221;<\/STRONG> l\u00e4t det nu fr\u00e5n min syster och med de orden slutade spindels resa till jorden (l\u00e4s marken).<\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>I am so sorry, Gud.<\/STRONG> Verkligen. Jag ville inte d\u00f6da en levande varelse men jag hade inget val. F\u00e5r v\u00e4l <STRONG>brinna lite hos honom i underjorden<\/STRONG> innan jag f\u00e5r komma och \u00e4ta luftiga bakelser bland molnen hos dig. Forgive me. <STRONG>Jag \u00e4r en<\/STRONG> <STRONG>hemsk m\u00e4nniska<\/STRONG> (fast jag har <STRONG><FONT color=#cc0000>matat den heml\u00f6sa katten<\/FONT><\/STRONG> tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger idag&#8230;r\u00e4knas det? Inte? Just asking, just asking). En hemsk m\u00e4nniska som f\u00f6rmodligen skulle <STRONG>g\u00f6ra samma sak igen utan att blinka<\/STRONG> (vill inte riskera att tappa spindeln ur sikte eller n\u00e5t). Some things never change.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag var n\u00e4ra en hj\u00e4rtattack idag&#8230;och r\u00e4ddade min sis p\u00e5 k\u00f6pet. Vi stod i en oskyldig aura och v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 v\u00e5ra koffeinshots p\u00e5 Espresso House imorse n\u00e4r jag gjorde en fasanfull uppt\u00e4ckt. Bakom min sis rygg hissade f\u00f6ljande sig ner fr\u00e5n taket: Oh. My. God. Jag roffade \u00e5t mig systern som b\u00f6rjade p\u00e5 mantran &#8221;d\u00f6da &#8230; <a title=\"Dagens Hemska Upplevelse.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/12\/30\/dagens-hemska-upplevelse\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Dagens Hemska Upplevelse.\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}