{"id":1407,"date":"2010-02-03T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T14:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2010\/02\/03\/radd\/"},"modified":"2010-02-03T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T14:19:00","slug":"radd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2010\/02\/03\/radd\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u00e4dd!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ig\u00e5r satt jag i en taxibil p\u00e5 v\u00e4g fr\u00e5n Kastrup till Malm\u00f6 och bad till gud att a) taxichaff\u00f6ren skulle h\u00e5lla b\u00e4gge armarna p\u00e5 ratten, b) taxichaff\u00f6ren inte skulle freaka ut och l\u00e4mna oss snyggt vakumf\u00f6rpackade l\u00e4ngst v\u00e4gen och c) taxichaff\u00f6ren skulle beh\u00e5lla det lilla som man kunde likst\u00e4lla med sans\/vett.<\/b><\/p>\n


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Hepp, av alla taxichaffisar (inte f\u00f6r att det fanns m\u00e5nga att v\u00e4lja p\u00e5 mitt i sn\u00f6stormen) var det bara det h\u00e4r weirdot<\/b> som kunde t\u00e4nka sig att korsa bron \u00f6ver till Malm\u00f6. \u00d6verlyckliga som vi var sl\u00e4ngde vi bara in de blytunga v\u00e4skorna och hoppade i weirdos potentiella f\u00e4lla<\/b>. H\u00e4r har ni lite fragment av vad som h\u00e4nde:<\/div>\n
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Taxichaffisen till min sis (som satt fram)<\/font><\/b>: ”S\u00e5, vem \u00e4r typerna d\u00e4r bak? N\u00e5n du tr\u00e4ffade p\u00e5 semestern?<\/i><\/div>\n
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Sis (what the…<\/font><\/b>): ”Eh… Det \u00e4r min familj…” <\/i><\/div>\n

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Vi \u00e5ker \u00f6ver \u00d6resundsbron som ligger \u00f6de, sn\u00f6drivor \u00f6verallt och chaffisen k\u00f6r en italienare och betonar allt han s\u00e4ger med att<\/span> vifta omkring med armarna<\/span>. H\u00c5LL DEM P\u00c5 DEN F\u00d6RBASKADE RATTEN! Han pratar om lite konstiga saker, hoppar mellan samtals\u00e4mnen som <\/span>en vilsen freaky <\/span>alkoholist och<\/span> <\/span>jag blir mer och mer desperat i mina samtal med Gud<\/span>. Pls, l\u00e5t den h\u00e4r freaky resan sluta i den h\u00e4r sf\u00e4ren!<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n

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Taxichaffisen:<\/font><\/span> <\/span>”Vad\u00e5, gillar du inte k\u00f6tt?”<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n

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Sis:<\/font><\/span> <\/span>”Nej…jag \u00e4r vegetarian…s\u00e5…nej…”<\/i><\/b><\/div>\n

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Chaffisen;<\/font><\/span> <\/i>”Va?? Det b\u00e4sta som finns \u00e4r n\u00e4r man bara s\u00e4tter t\u00e4nderna i ett ben, det st\u00e4nker \u00e5t alla h\u00e5ll och man bara….” (Oh god. Oh god. OH GOD!!).<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n

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Jag ska inte g\u00e5 n\u00e4rmare in p\u00e5 vad jag lovade Gud<\/b> om vi kom fram oskadda, men vi kan lugnt vara \u00f6verens om att jag har lite skulder to take care of… Var rattaren en psykopat eller en bloody weirdo<\/b>? Lyckligtvis slapp vi f\u00e5 reda p\u00e5 det. Men damn, that was bloody scary… Ciao, folks!<\/div>\n

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Ig\u00e5r satt jag i en taxibil p\u00e5 v\u00e4g fr\u00e5n Kastrup till Malm\u00f6 och bad till gud att a) taxichaff\u00f6ren skulle h\u00e5lla b\u00e4gge armarna p\u00e5 ratten, b) taxichaff\u00f6ren inte skulle freaka ut och l\u00e4mna oss snyggt vakumf\u00f6rpackade l\u00e4ngst v\u00e4gen och c) taxichaff\u00f6ren skulle beh\u00e5lla det lilla som man kunde likst\u00e4lla med sans\/vett.          … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}