{"id":1459,"date":"2010-02-19T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T14:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2010\/02\/19\/kandisjobb\/"},"modified":"2010-02-19T15:45:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-19T14:45:00","slug":"kandisjobb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2010\/02\/19\/kandisjobb\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00e4ndisjobb!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Dessa utomjo&#8230;k\u00e4ndisar \u00e4r riktiga glidare ibland<\/b> &#8211; r\u00e4kmacka p\u00e5 r\u00e4kmacka, so to say. Nu tvivlar jag p\u00e5 att <b><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" color=\"#FFCC00\">Victoria Beckham<\/font><\/b> brukar glufsa i sig s\u00e5dana (i och f\u00f6r sig s\u00e4gs hon ha en f\u00f6rk\u00e4rlek f\u00f6r skaldjur, Becks inr\u00e4knat) s\u00e5 hon f\u00e5r <b>halka p\u00e5 ett bananskal ist\u00e4llet<\/b>, f\u00f6r trov\u00e4rdighetens skull.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arbetaren.se\/klimatblogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/bananaskin.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Dubais Sheik numero uno &#8211; Muhammed Bin&#8230;bla bla bla bla n\u00e5got &#8211; har <b>erbjudit Posh 25 miljoner pund<\/b> (be still, my pounding wallet&#8230;heart) f\u00f6r att hj\u00e4lpa till att<font class=\"Apple-style-span\" color=\"#FFCC33\"> <b>h\u00e5lla i <\/b><\/font><b><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" color=\"#FFCC33\">designpennan f\u00f6r ett hotellprojekt<\/font><\/b><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" color=\"#FFCC33\">&nbsp;<\/font><b><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" color=\"#FFCC33\">p\u00e5 \u00f6n Isla Moda<\/font><\/b> tillsammans med Karl Lagerfeld. Victoria har inte riktigt best\u00e4mt sig om hon ska tacka ja till fickpengarna eftersom <b>hon har fickan full&#8230; eller heter det h\u00e4nderna fulla kanske?<\/b>&nbsp;What ever.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.monstersandcritics.com\/articles2\/1528499\/article_images\/headline_1264504219.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sheik Bla bla bla &#8211; j<b>ag kan fixa jobbet f\u00f6r&#8230;l\u00e5t oss s\u00e4ga en br\u00e5kdel av summan<\/b>. Niemas problemas. Okej, jag m\u00e5 ha en lite l\u00e4gre profil \u00e4n<b> Mrs Beckham<\/b> (really&#8230;no shit!) men jag lovar att g\u00f6ra mitt b\u00e4sta (eller l\u00e5ta Karl g\u00f6ra sitt b\u00e4sta, hehe). Hit med en flygbiljett &#8211; <b><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" color=\"#000033\">privatjet g\u00e5r finfin<\/font><\/b><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" color=\"#000033\">t<\/font>, och jag har faktiskt en helt ny bikini att visa upp.<b> I&#8217;m waiting&#8230;..<\/b><\/p>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dessa utomjo&#8230;k\u00e4ndisar \u00e4r riktiga glidare ibland &#8211; r\u00e4kmacka p\u00e5 r\u00e4kmacka, so to say. Nu tvivlar jag p\u00e5 att Victoria Beckham brukar glufsa i sig s\u00e5dana (i och f\u00f6r sig s\u00e4gs hon ha en f\u00f6rk\u00e4rlek f\u00f6r skaldjur, Becks inr\u00e4knat) s\u00e5 hon f\u00e5r halka p\u00e5 ett bananskal ist\u00e4llet, f\u00f6r trov\u00e4rdighetens skull.&nbsp; Dubais Sheik numero uno &#8211; Muhammed &#8230; <a title=\"K\u00e4ndisjobb!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2010\/02\/19\/kandisjobb\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om K\u00e4ndisjobb!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}