{"id":488,"date":"2009-03-25T11:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-25T10:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/03\/25\/jordan-tar-over\/"},"modified":"2009-03-25T11:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T10:32:00","slug":"jordan-tar-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/03\/25\/jordan-tar-over\/","title":{"rendered":"Jordan tar \u00f6ver!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Den blyga violen Jordan<\/A> b\u00f6rjade sin karri\u00e4r p\u00e5 ett minst sagt klyftigt s\u00e4tt (som s.k Page Tree Girl<\/STRONG>, en \u00e5tr\u00e5v\u00e4rd nakenplats<\/STRONG> i en av Storbrittaniens st\u00f6rsta dagsblaskor) och varf\u00f6r \u00e4ndra p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som verkar funka finfint:<\/P>
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                                    Finn fem(hundra) fel!<\/EM><\/P>
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Den ”originella” trebarnsmamman lanserade h\u00e4romdagen sin ridkollektion<\/STRONG> (m\u00e4nniskan \u00e4r h\u00e4sttokig, klart man ska suga ut pengar d\u00e4r man kan) och till och med h\u00e4starna bl\u00e4ndades av hennes uppenbarelse.<\/P>
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Jordan <\/A>vaknade fem minuter innan hon skulle g\u00f6ra sitt framtr\u00e4dande, hamnade i n\u00e5n sorts chocktillst\u00e5nd<\/STRONG> och sl\u00e4ngde p\u00e5 sig barnens strumpor<\/STRONG> och lite annat hon hittade p\u00e5 v\u00e4gen ut. Well, det hade i alla fall funkat som f\u00f6rklaring till bilden ovan men s\u00e5 \u00e4r ju sj\u00e4lvklart inte fallet. Jordan har en egen stil – <\/STRONG>inget pistolhot, inga lustiga-huset speglar och ingen f\u00e4rgblindhet. Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r helt enkelt Jordan<\/STRONG> – take it or leave it.<\/P>
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\u00c5t andra sidan har jag en viss f\u00f6rst\u00e5else f\u00f6r det vandrande spektaklet – all PR \u00e4r bra PR<\/STRONG>. Inte undra p\u00e5 att Jordan lagt en f\u00f6rm\u00f6genhet<\/STRONG> p\u00e5 att fixa porslinsfasader<\/STRONG>… Med tanke p\u00e5 alla miljoner hon halat in skrattar hon s\u00e4kert ihj\u00e4l sig p\u00e5 v\u00e4g till banken.<\/P>
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       Jordan sjunger i den engelska versionen av Melodifestivalen<\/EM>. <\/P>
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Avslutningsvis f\u00e5r ni en liten lista p\u00e5 Jordans v\u00e4xande imperium:<\/STRONG><\/P>
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– Underkl\u00e4deskollektion (check)<\/P>
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-S\u00e4ngkl\u00e4deskollektion (check)<\/P>
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-Ridkl\u00e4der (check)<\/P>
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-Barnb\u00f6cker (check…ja, det \u00e4r sant)<\/P>
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-Parfym (check)<\/P>
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-F\u00f6rfattare (check… sp\u00f6kskrivare, of course)<\/P>
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-S\u00e5ngerska (check. Deltagit i Melodifestivalen – bildbevis ovan – samt en skiva med maken Peter Andr\u00e9<\/STRONG>)<\/P>
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-Programledare (check. Egen talkshow i engelsk tv med maken)<\/P>
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-Tv-stj\u00e4rna (check. Dokus\u00e5pastar<\/STRONG> i sin egen serie som \u00e4ven s\u00e4nds i USA)<\/P>
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Nu har jag inte mer tid att pricka av Jordans segert\u00e5g<\/STRONG> men en sak kan man lugnt konstatera – World-domination i sikte<\/STRONG>…(och ett visst fr\u00e5getecken vad g\u00e4ller engelsm\u00e4nnens smak\/f\u00f6rst\u00e5nd<\/STRONG>, eftersom Jordans grejer g\u00e5r \u00e5t v\u00e4rre \u00e4n sm\u00f6r i solsken). Ciao!<\/P>
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Den blyga violen Jordan b\u00f6rjade sin karri\u00e4r p\u00e5 ett minst sagt klyftigt s\u00e4tt (som s.k Page Tree Girl, en \u00e5tr\u00e5v\u00e4rd nakenplats i en av Storbrittaniens st\u00f6rsta dagsblaskor) och varf\u00f6r \u00e4ndra p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som verkar funka finfint:                                                                       Finn fem(hundra) fel! Den ”originella” trebarnsmamman lanserade h\u00e4romdagen sin ridkollektion (m\u00e4nniskan \u00e4r h\u00e4sttokig, klart man ska suga ut … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}