{"id":594,"date":"2009-08-12T09:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T08:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/08\/12\/mat-vs-topmodel\/"},"modified":"2009-08-12T09:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-12T08:20:00","slug":"mat-vs-topmodel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/08\/12\/mat-vs-topmodel\/","title":{"rendered":"Mat VS Topmodel!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Ig\u00e5r \u00f6nskade jag s\u00e5 in i helvete att jag kunde <STRONG>s\u00e4tta fingrarna i halsen<\/STRONG> och get it over with &#8211; men icke. <STRONG>Jag kan helt enkelt inte spy<\/STRONG> (alla \u00e4r vi bra p\u00e5 n\u00e5t, eh?), vilket jag vanligtvis inte brukar klaga \u00f6ver men ig\u00e5r gick saker och ting <STRONG>\u00f6ver gr\u00e4nsen.<\/STRONG><\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src=\"http:\/\/www.dirtybutton.com\/media\/db1166-pumpkin-puke.jpg\"><\/STRONG><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Det gungade mer \u00e4n <STRONG>Flygande Mattan<\/STRONG> (eller vad den nu heter) p\u00e5 <STRONG>10 000<\/STRONG> <STRONG>meters<\/STRONG> h\u00f6jd ig\u00e5r, d\u00e4r jag spenderade runt<STRONG> 10 timmar<\/STRONG> s\u00e5d\u00e4r, och jag lovar er att jag aldrig m\u00e5tt s\u00e5 illa i mitt liv innan&nbsp;&#8211; d\u00e4rav mina b\u00f6ner till n\u00e5n <STRONG>Spygud<\/STRONG> (fast ingen lyssnade f\u00f6rst\u00e5s). Jag har aldrig upplevt n\u00e5n \u00e5ksjuka innan s\u00e5 ig\u00e5r fick jag veta hur den trevligheten k\u00e4nns. Lovley.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Eftersom jag inte fick i mig s\u00e5 mycket mat ig\u00e5r <STRONG>gapar ett bloody h\u00e5l i magen<\/STRONG> (och ett lika stort i kylsk\u00e5pet) medan ett <STRONG>tjatigt samvete<\/STRONG> h\u00f6jer pekfingret med orden <EM>&#8221;Mat sen. Nu m\u00e5ste du jobba. Deadline p\u00e5 den d\u00e4r Topmodel. Ingen tid att springa i aff\u00e4rer nu.&#8221; <\/EM>Jobbiga r\u00f6ster, de d\u00e4r (ibland).<EM> &#8221;What the&#8230;? Jobbig? Jag f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker ju bara hj\u00e4lpa&#8230;&#8221;.<\/EM> <STRONG>Ni ser.<\/STRONG> <\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src=\"http:\/\/www.nagotforalla.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/americas_next_top_model-6642.jpg\"><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Nej, jag t\u00e4nker vara m\u00e4nsklig och <STRONG>glufsa i mig lite frulle<\/STRONG> innan jag s\u00e4tter ig\u00e5ng med den glamur\u00f6sa modellv\u00e4rlden (hur motstridigt det \u00e4n l\u00e5ter). Sen \u00e4r det dags f\u00f6r lite gungande igen, denna g\u00e5ngen \u00e4r det <STRONG>Palma<\/STRONG> som st\u00e5r p\u00e5 schemat&#8230; Ha en lovley dag, todos!<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ig\u00e5r \u00f6nskade jag s\u00e5 in i helvete att jag kunde s\u00e4tta fingrarna i halsen och get it over with &#8211; men icke. Jag kan helt enkelt inte spy (alla \u00e4r vi bra p\u00e5 n\u00e5t, eh?), vilket jag vanligtvis inte brukar klaga \u00f6ver men ig\u00e5r gick saker och ting \u00f6ver gr\u00e4nsen. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Det gungade mer \u00e4n &#8230; <a title=\"Mat VS Topmodel!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/08\/12\/mat-vs-topmodel\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Mat VS Topmodel!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}