{"id":703,"date":"2009-06-04T17:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T16:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/06\/04\/skrackscenariot\/"},"modified":"2009-06-04T17:33:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T16:33:00","slug":"skrackscenariot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/06\/04\/skrackscenariot\/","title":{"rendered":"Skr\u00e4ckscenariot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Guys, nu ska ni f\u00e5 h\u00f6ra n\u00e5t roligt&#8230; <FONT color=#660000><STRONG>Lyssna p\u00e5 det h\u00e4r:<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Jag sitter p\u00e5 <STRONG>Espresso House i Malm\u00f6<\/STRONG> och jobbar f\u00f6r fullt med mina \u00f6vers\u00e4ttningar\/undertexter n\u00e4r f\u00f6ljande intr\u00e4ffar <STRONG>som en blixt fr\u00e5n ovan<\/STRONG>. Alla rusar upp fr\u00e5n sina stolar, st\u00e4ller sig p\u00e5 dem och <STRONG>skriker f\u00f6r allt vad livet \u00e4r<\/STRONG> <STRONG>v\u00e4rt.<\/STRONG> Samtidigt k\u00e4nner jag (som \u00e4r den enda sittande eftersom min <STRONG>reaktionsf\u00f6rm\u00e5ga tycks f\u00f6rs\u00e4mras<\/STRONG> av h\u00f6rlurarna som korkar igen \u00f6ronen) n\u00e5got som <STRONG>stryker sig mot mina f\u00f6tter<\/STRONG>&#8230;och f\u00f6rsvinner.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&#8221;<FONT color=#660000><STRONG>En r\u00e5tta!! Ahhhhh&#8230; En r\u00e5tta!&#8221;<\/STRONG><\/FONT> hinner jag uppfatta n\u00e4r jag befriar \u00f6ronen fr\u00e5n de sm\u00e5 korkarna.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src=\"http:\/\/www.musfritt.nu\/mus01a.gif\"><\/P><br \/>\n<P><EM>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;F\u00f6r helvete&#8230; Jag \u00e4r ju bara ett litet djur!<\/EM><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Herregud. Jag som trodde att det var n\u00e5gra <STRONG>Die Hard-liknande snubbar<\/STRONG> som sl\u00e4ngt granater p\u00e5 golvet eller liknande&#8230; och s\u00e5 var det bara <STRONG>en liten<\/STRONG> <STRONG>snubbe som f\u00f6rmodligen skulle agera dammsugare och f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte hitta lite<\/STRONG> <STRONG>middag(smulor).<\/STRONG><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Det var dock inte l\u00e4ge att springa efter <STRONG>den lilla krabaten<\/STRONG> och bjussa p\u00e5 lite mat, s\u00e5 jag f\u00e5r hoppas att den hittade ett annat st\u00e4lle utan att<STRONG> panik<\/STRONG> utbr\u00f6t.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Hey&#8230; Man m\u00e5ste ju \u00e4ta! Alla n\u00e5r ju inte upp till disken s\u00e5 att de kan best\u00e4lla&#8230;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guys, nu ska ni f\u00e5 h\u00f6ra n\u00e5t roligt&#8230; Lyssna p\u00e5 det h\u00e4r: Jag sitter p\u00e5 Espresso House i Malm\u00f6 och jobbar f\u00f6r fullt med mina \u00f6vers\u00e4ttningar\/undertexter n\u00e4r f\u00f6ljande intr\u00e4ffar som en blixt fr\u00e5n ovan. Alla rusar upp fr\u00e5n sina stolar, st\u00e4ller sig p\u00e5 dem och skriker f\u00f6r allt vad livet \u00e4r v\u00e4rt. Samtidigt k\u00e4nner jag &#8230; <a title=\"Skr\u00e4ckscenariot!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/06\/04\/skrackscenariot\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Skr\u00e4ckscenariot!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}