{"id":795,"date":"2009-07-15T08:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T07:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/07\/15\/inte-vad-jag-onskade-mig\/"},"modified":"2009-07-15T08:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T07:19:00","slug":"inte-vad-jag-onskade-mig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/07\/15\/inte-vad-jag-onskade-mig\/","title":{"rendered":"Inte vad jag \u00f6nskade mig!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Ibland ska man verkligen t\u00e4nka sig f\u00f6r <STRONG>innan man \u00f6ppar k\u00e4ften<\/STRONG> och f\u00e5r \u00e5ngra sina inte s\u00e5 v\u00e4l utvalda ord.<\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>Ig\u00e5r fick jag lite panik<\/STRONG> eftersom naglarna h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att ta sig in i<STRONG> rekordboken<\/STRONG> vad g\u00e4ller l\u00e4ngd och utseende (under kategorin &#8221;v\u00e4rldens mest skr\u00e4mmande&#8221;, om ni undrar). Som tur var fick jag en tid idag klockan 9 och trots ett fullsp\u00e4ckat schema (prioriteringar, guys, prioriteringar) tackade jag glatt ja till tiden.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src=\"http:\/\/glockiz.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/panik.jpg\"><\/P><br \/>\n<P>&#8221;Du har inga naglar som g\u00e5tt av?&#8221; fr\u00e5gade nagelm\u00e4nniskan (jag har gel\u00e9naglar eftersom jag skr\u00e4mmer livet ur folk annars. Eller mina h\u00e4nder g\u00f6r det, r\u00e4ttare sagt).<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&#8221;Nej d\u00e5, de ser bara r\u00e4tt ot\u00e4cka ut&#8230; <STRONG>Om det inte h\u00e4nder n\u00e5n olycka<\/STRONG> de kommande 24 timmarna, hehe&#8221; svarade jag glatt.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Wonderful. N\u00e4r jag kommer hem vid midnatt ig\u00e5r (askungesyndromet ni vet) och drar i d\u00f6rren<STRONG> \u00e5ker h\u00e4lften av nagelhelvetet bort till n\u00e5t annat universum<\/STRONG> (k\u00e4nns det som) och drar med h\u00e4lften av min riktiga nagel. AJ SOM FAN. Helvete vad det gjorde ont. Och \u00e4nnu mera ont n\u00e4r jag sen var tvungen att g\u00f6ra alla n\u00f6dv\u00e4ndigheter (tv\u00e4tta h\u00e5ret etc). <\/P><br \/>\n<P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <IMG src=\"http:\/\/plus.maths.org\/latestnews\/may-aug06\/spacetime\/universe.jpg\"><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Jag f\u00f6rbannar min lilla k\u00e4ft och kryper bort till nagelm\u00e4nniskan, sen \u00e4r det dax f\u00f6r en massa jobb igen&#8230; <STRONG>So be careful what u &#8221;wish&#8221; for,<\/STRONG> guys. Ciao!<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ibland ska man verkligen t\u00e4nka sig f\u00f6r innan man \u00f6ppar k\u00e4ften och f\u00e5r \u00e5ngra sina inte s\u00e5 v\u00e4l utvalda ord. Ig\u00e5r fick jag lite panik eftersom naglarna h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att ta sig in i rekordboken vad g\u00e4ller l\u00e4ngd och utseende (under kategorin &#8221;v\u00e4rldens mest skr\u00e4mmande&#8221;, om ni undrar). Som tur var fick jag en tid &#8230; <a title=\"Inte vad jag \u00f6nskade mig!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/07\/15\/inte-vad-jag-onskade-mig\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Inte vad jag \u00f6nskade mig!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}