{"id":812,"date":"2009-09-09T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T12:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/09\/09\/mongo-pa-mango\/"},"modified":"2009-09-09T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T12:16:00","slug":"mongo-pa-mango","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/2009\/09\/09\/mongo-pa-mango\/","title":{"rendered":"Mongo P\u00e5 Mango!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vissa kommer verkligen fr\u00e5n n\u00e5n annan planet, och ig\u00e5r st\u00f6tte min sis p\u00e5 en s\u00e5n utomjording <\/STRONG>n\u00e4r hon provade ett par jeans p\u00e5 Mango<\/STRONG>. Lyssna p\u00e5 det h\u00e4r:<\/EM><\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/P>
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Min lovley sis!<\/EM><\/P>
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Sis <\/STRONG>(till en brud som jobbar i butiken): ”Jag skulle vilja prova ett par 36:or, de h\u00e4r 38:orna \u00e4r f\u00f6r stora.”<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Ma(o)ngobruden:<\/STRONG> ”Du f\u00e5r ju kolla p\u00e5 r\u00e4tt storlek, det st\u00e5r 36 p\u00e5 dem” (pekar p\u00e5 lappen d\u00e4r det st\u00e5r 38 Europe och<\/FONT><\/EM> 36 UK).<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Sis:<\/STRONG> ”Det st\u00e5r faktiskt 38 h\u00e4r (pekar p\u00e5 Europa-storleken) s\u00e5 jag vill prova ett par som \u00e4r mindre.”<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Ma(o)ngobruden: <\/STRONG>”Men de h\u00e4r \u00e4r ju storlek 36, ser du v\u00e4l”.<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Sis<\/STRONG> (what the…?): ”Allts\u00e5, jag vill bara ha ett par som \u00e4r en storlek mindre…” (har hon problem med h\u00f6rseln eller n\u00e5t…?)<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Ma(o)ngobruden: <\/STRONG>”Vill du ha en storlek mindre???”<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Sis<\/STRONG> (god, \u00e4ntligen!): ”Ja, precis”.<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Ma(o)ngobruden: <\/STRONG>”Till dig? Ska DU ha en storlek mindre?” (tittar misst\u00e4nksamt p\u00e5 sis).<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Sis (f\u00f6r i helvete…): <\/STRONG>”Ja, till mig. Jag vill g\u00e4rna prova en 36:a…”<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Ma(o)ngobruden: <\/FONT><\/STRONG>”Men de h\u00e4r \u00e4r ju i storlek 36…”<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Sis<\/STRONG> (loosing it… Loosing it!): ”God damn… (fast det sa hon inte h\u00f6gt)! Jag bryr mig inte om vad som st\u00e5r p\u00e5 den h\u00e4r lappen – JAG VILL BARA PROVA JEANSEN I EN STORLEK MINDRE, TACK!”<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Ma(o)ngobruden: <\/STRONG>(fattar fortfarande inte grejen med att h\u00e4mta storlek 36 n\u00e4r kunden\/sis st\u00e5r med ett par 36:or i h\u00e4nderna. Oh. My. God!).<\/FONT><\/EM><\/P>
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Hur det hela slutade? Pretty lyckligt.<\/STRONG> Sis fick sin 36:a och Ma(o)ngobruden st\u00e5r nog fortfarande och funderar \u00f6ver vad som egentligen h\u00e4nde… Ciao!<\/FONT><\/P>
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Vissa kommer verkligen fr\u00e5n n\u00e5n annan planet, och ig\u00e5r st\u00f6tte min sis p\u00e5 en s\u00e5n utomjording n\u00e4r hon provade ett par jeans p\u00e5 Mango. Lyssna p\u00e5 det h\u00e4r: Min lovley sis! Sis (till en brud som jobbar i butiken): ”Jag skulle vilja prova ett par 36:or, de h\u00e4r 38:orna \u00e4r f\u00f6r stora.” Ma(o)ngobruden: ”Du f\u00e5r … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1757,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1757"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/casiassecrets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}