Mom told me she couldn’t come visit me – for the Very First Time in my new apartment and new town – this weekend, because it was (obviously!) more important for her to go to the cottage to tan.
How rude!
Most importantly, though: Who got the last laugh? Me out in the sun or her in the misty fog?
Yes, you guessed it right!
So, next time, Mom, why don’t you just come on over? 😉