{"id":142,"date":"2011-07-25T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T15:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/2011\/07\/25\/jag-klarade-det\/"},"modified":"2011-07-25T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T15:35:00","slug":"jag-klarade-det","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/2011\/07\/25\/jag-klarade-det\/","title":{"rendered":"Jag klarade det"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/230730.0x0.jpg\" target=\"_BLANK\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/230730.510x0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jag &auml;r allts&aring; mannen som lyckats vomera rakt i handfatet medan man suttit p&aring; dass.<\/strong>&nbsp; Jag &auml;r f&ouml;rmodligen den ni &ouml;vriga hund&auml;gare, eller flan&ouml;rer skulle hata om ni uppt&auml;ckte mig ute p&aring; promenad med hunden. L&aring;t oss s&auml;ga att p&aring;sarna &#8221;tar slut&#8221; v&auml;ldigt snabbt.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Men, man &auml;r ju inte 20 l&auml;ngre och kan valsa runt och tro att man &auml;ger marken man g&aring;r p&aring;. S&aring; under min tid som hundvakt plockade jag vackert upp skiten. Dra &aring;t helvete, s&aring; n&auml;ra det var en ordentlig skrikspya. Jag vet inte varf&ouml;r, f&ouml;r jag tycker inte det &auml;r s&aring; f&ouml;rbannat farligt egentligen. Men reflexerna s&auml;tter ig&aring;ng p&aring; en sekund.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Fr&aring;n hundskit, till n&aring;got helt annat. Snart &auml;r jag klar p&aring; kontoret och ska m&ouml;ta upp f&ouml;rsta dejten f&ouml;r kv&auml;llen som ska med till <strong>Takidas releasefest<\/strong>, sen m&ouml;ter jag upp <strong>Sernhall<\/strong> och g&aring;r till p&aring; galapremi&auml;r. Hunden f&aring;r v&auml;nta i parken&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag &auml;r allts&aring; mannen som lyckats vomera rakt i handfatet medan man suttit p&aring; dass.&nbsp; Jag &auml;r f&ouml;rmodligen den ni &ouml;vriga hund&auml;gare, eller flan&ouml;rer skulle hata om ni uppt&auml;ckte mig ute p&aring; promenad med hunden. L&aring;t oss s&auml;ga att p&aring;sarna &#8221;tar slut&#8221; v&auml;ldigt snabbt. &nbsp; Men, man &auml;r ju inte 20 l&auml;ngre och kan valsa &#8230; <a title=\"Jag klarade det\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/2011\/07\/25\/jag-klarade-det\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Jag klarade det\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1051,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1051"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/cimon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}