{"id":11089,"date":"2012-07-21T22:59:03","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T20:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/?p=11089"},"modified":"2012-07-21T23:03:05","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T21:03:05","slug":"drinkluder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/2012\/07\/21\/drinkluder\/","title":{"rendered":"Dagens diss &#8211; Drinkluder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det kan vara det<em><strong> \u00e4ckligaste<\/strong><\/em> som finns! <strong>Hur st\u00e5r ni ut med er sj\u00e4lva? <\/strong>\u00a0Jag menar, ni g\u00e5r ut med 100 kr, men n\u00e4r krogen st\u00e4nger s\u00e5 \u00e4r ni fullast av alla. Hur kommer det sig egentligen?<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.Har ni s\u00e4rat p\u00e5 benen f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 en gratisfylla kanske?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><strong>2.Har ni lovat bartendern ett blowjob f\u00f6r varje drink han bjuder p\u00e5?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Eller ni kanske \u00e4r s\u00e5 fr\u00e4cka att ni har stulit ett helr\u00f6r?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Eller har ni smugglat med er sprit innanf\u00f6r bh:n, som ni kan dricka inne p\u00e5 toaletten?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Eller spelar ni fulla f\u00f6r att ni \u00e4r s\u00e5 j\u00e4vla sn\u00e5la?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/helis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11090\" title=\"helis\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/helis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/helis.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/helis-300x268.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Varf\u00f6r \u00e4r det alltid s\u00e5 att killen ska bjuda p\u00e5 dricka? Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r j\u00e4vla 1800 &#8211; tals resonemang.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/Snapshot_20110811_29.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11091\" title=\"Snapshot_20110811_29\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/Snapshot_20110811_29.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/Snapshot_20110811_29.jpg 320w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/files\/2012\/07\/Snapshot_20110811_29-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Som sagt, jag avskyr groggluder. K\u00f6p erat egna dricka!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\/Diabetesmannen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det kan vara det \u00e4ckligaste som finns! Hur st\u00e5r ni ut med er sj\u00e4lva? \u00a0Jag menar, ni g\u00e5r ut med 100 kr, men n\u00e4r krogen st\u00e4nger s\u00e5 \u00e4r ni fullast av alla. Hur kommer det sig egentligen? 1.Har ni s\u00e4rat p\u00e5 benen f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 en gratisfylla kanske?\u00a0 2.Har ni lovat bartendern ett blowjob f\u00f6r &#8230; <a title=\"Dagens diss &#8211; Drinkluder\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/2012\/07\/21\/drinkluder\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Dagens diss &#8211; Drinkluder\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1949,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-utelivmingel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1949"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/diabetesmannen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}