{"id":1266,"date":"2009-09-02T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T13:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/2009\/09\/02\/kaos-i-ellen-land\/"},"modified":"2009-09-02T14:23:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T13:23:00","slug":"kaos-i-ellen-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/2009\/09\/02\/kaos-i-ellen-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaos i Ellen-land!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I morse var det kaos hemma hos oss. V\u00e5r katt hade rivit ner en hel hylla med min mormors kristallglas som nu l\u00e5g utspridda \u00f6ver hela vardagsrumsgolvet. Jag m\u00e5ste ha gjort n\u00e5got sjukt elakt f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rtj\u00e4na den karma som jag har haft det senaste \u00e5ret. N\u00e5gon fr\u00e5n mitt f\u00f6rflutna som vill p\u00e5minna mig om det? F\u00f6r isf ska jag g\u00f6ra en &#8221;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">My name is Earl<\/span>&#8221; och gottg\u00f6ra den personen omedelbart!<\/p>\n<p>Ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r h\u00e5rtv\u00e4tt blev det allts\u00e5 storst\u00e4dning av golv s\u00e5 att kissen inte skulle f\u00e5 splitter i tassarna. \u00c4ven fast han n\u00e4stan f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nade det efter att ha likviderat 50% av mitt arvegods. <\/p>\n<p>Jag fick h\u00e4lla i mig en Nutrilettsoppa p\u00e5 lunchen och kl\u00e4mma in en tv\u00e4tt och f\u00f6n hos min fris\u00f6rkompis Sofia. Hon lockade till det lite med platt\u00e5ngen ocks\u00e5. Min nya v\u00e4ska fr\u00e5n Urban Outfitters till h\u00f6ger.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/49775.0x0.jpg\" target=\"_BLANK\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 420px; height: 315px;\" src=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/49775.510x0.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00e4r min sena lunch mer \u00e4n \u00f6ver och jag ska \u00e5terg\u00e5 till jobbet. Puss!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I morse var det kaos hemma hos oss. V\u00e5r katt hade rivit ner en hel hylla med min mormors kristallglas som nu l\u00e5g utspridda \u00f6ver hela vardagsrumsgolvet. Jag m\u00e5ste ha gjort n\u00e5got sjukt elakt f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rtj\u00e4na den karma som jag har haft det senaste \u00e5ret. N\u00e5gon fr\u00e5n mitt f\u00f6rflutna som vill p\u00e5minna mig om &#8230; <a title=\"Kaos i Ellen-land!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/2009\/09\/02\/kaos-i-ellen-land\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Kaos i Ellen-land!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1767,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1767"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}