{"id":17532,"date":"2013-12-23T13:10:23","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T11:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/?p=17532"},"modified":"2013-12-23T13:11:09","modified_gmt":"2013-12-23T11:11:09","slug":"white-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/2013\/12\/23\/white-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"White Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Min jul blir <strong>vit<\/strong> trots brist p\u00e5 sn\u00f6. Jag hade verkligen aldrig trott om mig sj\u00e4lv att jag skulle bli en s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r nykterist, som dessutom gick p\u00e5 gym och mediterade och andra tr\u00e5kiga saker. <strong>Jag har hittills upplevt f\u00f6ljande bieffekter:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Jag har samma mobil som i somras. (3-butiken har f\u00f6rlorat en stor summa p\u00e5 mina uteblivna borttappade mobiler)<\/p>\n<p>2. Antalet samtal d\u00e4r jag m\u00e5ste ringa runt och be om urs\u00e4kt f\u00f6r hur full jag blev har minskat med 100 %.<\/p>\n<p>3. Jag har uppn\u00e5tt min idel-vikt.<\/p>\n<p>4. Jag vaknar lugn och harmonisk ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r kallsvettig med tanken: <em>Var i helvete \u00e4r min handv\u00e4ska\/pl\u00e5nbok\/jacka?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/files\/2013\/12\/Zm8cXh73MBjbRDld9T4DK84Jj_RrFg6jLYUHeURqJFJuWykOHVgEs3pB308ZOEVqPgdmHPuIDkZlJobo6Ni2fjXG4Sb-plUWvxMea9Fn2fN6uw8fHjJ6MvYhIqMCdFSS6HmQtTWqs0-d-e1-ft.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17533\" title=\"Zm8cXh73MBjbRDld9T4DK84Jj_RrFg6jLYUHeURqJFJuWykOHVgEs3pB308ZOEVqPgdmHPuIDkZlJobo6Ni2fjXG4Sb-plUWvxMea9Fn2fN6uw8fHjJ6MvYhIqMCdFSS6HmQtTWq=s0-d-e1-ft\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/files\/2013\/12\/Zm8cXh73MBjbRDld9T4DK84Jj_RrFg6jLYUHeURqJFJuWykOHVgEs3pB308ZOEVqPgdmHPuIDkZlJobo6Ni2fjXG4Sb-plUWvxMea9Fn2fN6uw8fHjJ6MvYhIqMCdFSS6HmQtTWqs0-d-e1-ft.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/files\/2013\/12\/Zm8cXh73MBjbRDld9T4DK84Jj_RrFg6jLYUHeURqJFJuWykOHVgEs3pB308ZOEVqPgdmHPuIDkZlJobo6Ni2fjXG4Sb-plUWvxMea9Fn2fN6uw8fHjJ6MvYhIqMCdFSS6HmQtTWqs0-d-e1-ft.jpg 640w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/files\/2013\/12\/Zm8cXh73MBjbRDld9T4DK84Jj_RrFg6jLYUHeURqJFJuWykOHVgEs3pB308ZOEVqPgdmHPuIDkZlJobo6Ni2fjXG4Sb-plUWvxMea9Fn2fN6uw8fHjJ6MvYhIqMCdFSS6HmQtTWqs0-d-e1-ft-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/files\/2013\/12\/Zm8cXh73MBjbRDld9T4DK84Jj_RrFg6jLYUHeURqJFJuWykOHVgEs3pB308ZOEVqPgdmHPuIDkZlJobo6Ni2fjXG4Sb-plUWvxMea9Fn2fN6uw8fHjJ6MvYhIqMCdFSS6HmQtTWqs0-d-e1-ft-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>This is me. With all my shit together. Alla h\u00e4star \u00e4r hemma. Plus one unicorn.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Min jul blir vit trots brist p\u00e5 sn\u00f6. Jag hade verkligen aldrig trott om mig sj\u00e4lv att jag skulle bli en s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r nykterist, som dessutom gick p\u00e5 gym och mediterade och andra tr\u00e5kiga saker. Jag har hittills upplevt f\u00f6ljande bieffekter: 1. Jag har samma mobil som i somras. (3-butiken har f\u00f6rlorat en stor summa &#8230; <a title=\"White Christmas!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/2013\/12\/23\/white-christmas\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om White Christmas!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1767,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personligt","category-skonhet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1767"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/ellenf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}