{"id":568,"date":"2011-10-22T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/emelieehn\/2011\/10\/22\/humor-in-ignorance\/"},"modified":"2011-10-22T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T23:05:00","slug":"humor-in-ignorance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/emelieehn\/2011\/10\/22\/humor-in-ignorance\/","title":{"rendered":"HUMOR IN IGNORANCE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Ignorance refers to the state of being uninformed, unaware, or uneducated. This condition plagues our society, and its impact is anything but &#8221;funny.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">However,&nbsp;<em>a lot<\/em>&nbsp;of humor can be found within the words and actions of the ignorant. And it just so happens&#8230; that I&#8217;m in the mood to laugh today. So, here we go&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">I write in an attempt to educate, inspire, and motivate.&nbsp;<em>a lot&nbsp;<\/em>of non-rescue, non-dog-freak people come here to read what I have to say. I won&#8217;t lie&#8230; that&#8217;s pretty awesome. That&#8217;s how views change, actions change, and quite honestly&#8230; the world begins to change.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">However, there are those few&#8230; shall we say&#8230;<em>&nbsp;asshats<\/em>, that come here just to argue. Now, trust me, I&#8217;m totally willing to have an educated debate with anyone who wants to challenge my knowledge and experience.&nbsp;<em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\"><em>Bring. It. On.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">But when common sense, rationale, and basic awareness are&#8230; how should I say this&#8230;&nbsp;<em>completely freaking absent<\/em>, then the &#8221;educated&#8221; piece of that debate puzzle is&#8230; well,&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>impossible<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Here&#8217;s the deal: If I&#8217;m not educated on a topic, then I certainly don&#8217;t try to&nbsp;<em>prove&nbsp;<\/em>my ignorance by forcing a completely ridiculous, childish, I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I debate on the subject. I&#8217;ll gladly keep my mouth shut to preserve my dignity.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">But others don&#8217;t seem to share my views on humility. Instead, they&#8217;ll wave that Ignorance Pride flag high in the sky, for everyone to see. Good for y&#8217;all. Humiliation looks good on ya.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Ignorance is one thing. I can certainly accept that most people exhibit some level of unawareness in one area or another. But the people who truly amaze me, are those who&nbsp;<em>actually boast<\/em>&nbsp;about their ignorance. They&#8217;re not only proud of their limited, misinformed views, but they&#8217;ll actually state their opinions as&nbsp;<em>fact<\/em>, in a ridiculous, lengthy argument about something that they honestly know&nbsp;<em>nothing<\/em>&nbsp;about.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">And here&#8217;s the best part: They&#8217;re too ridiculous to realize&#8230; that their uneducated rants actually do an incredible job of&nbsp;<em>disproving<\/em>&nbsp;whatever useless point they wish to make.&nbsp;<em>It&#8217;s simply freaking brilliant.&nbsp;<\/em>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Let&#8217;s look at some classic examples of Ignorance Pride in action:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\"><em>Exhibit A: &#8221;I know that I&#8217;m right. I found this info on Google.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">You&#8217;re kidding?! Google!!! Oh my goodness&#8230; that&#8217;s&nbsp;<em>totally<\/em>&nbsp;the same as scientific research! And from what I hear, the ability to perform Google searches requires a&nbsp;<em>very rare&nbsp;<\/em>level of &#8221;experience&#8221; and &#8221;expertise.&#8221; You should totally stick that bad boy on your resume. &#8221;Googler.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\"><em>Exhibit B: &#8221;I know what I&#8217;m talking about. I heard it straight from my friend, who heard it directly from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-grandmaw&#8217;s-uncle&#8217;s-brother&#8217;s-cousin&#8217;s-sister&#8217;s-aunt&#8217;s-mama&#8217;s-friend-of-a-friend. It happened to him.&#8221;&nbsp;<\/em>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Wow, really?! That&#8217;s pretty much&nbsp;<em>the<\/em>&nbsp;<em>truest story of all time!<\/em>&nbsp;Everyone knows that you can&nbsp;<em>always<\/em>&nbsp;trust stories that were passed down from those random, unknown friends of someone else&#8217;s grandmaw&#8217;s sister&#8217;s cousin&#8217;s friends. It&#8217;s<em>&nbsp;so the same&nbsp;<\/em>as being there to see it. Always holds up in court.<em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\"><em>Exhibit C: &#8221;I know this is true. It&#8217;s all over the news.&#8221;<\/em>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Oh my gosh, totally! That&nbsp;<em>definitely<\/em>&nbsp;makes it true! Plus, watching the news while eating a Hot Pocket can<em>totally<\/em>&nbsp;make you a qualified expert on the subject. Did you see when the media reported that Elvis is still alive?&nbsp;<em>So informative!<\/em>&nbsp;I also saw Breaking News that the troops found Osama bin Laden&#8230; about 50 times before they actually did.<em>&nbsp;I believe it.&nbsp;<\/em>Then, I heard something about Paris Hilton sleeping with an alien.&nbsp;<em>She totally did.<\/em>&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Here&#8217;s some shocking info for ya: Google does not an expert make. Hear-say does not equal first-hand experience. Media coverage does not ensure truth.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">But ignorance promises ignorance&#8230; that&#8217;s for damn sure. And these folks are certainly well-versed in that department. If only everyone had that jackwagon mindset&#8230; we could still be living in those bad-ass caves.<em>Bummer.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Thanks to the delusional ignorance of these jink-jankers, the world is&nbsp;<em>way less awesome&nbsp;<\/em>than it could be. But here&#8217;s the good news:&nbsp;<em>We&#8217;re way smarter than them<\/em>, so the ignorant can never win&#8230;&nbsp;<em>unless we let them.&nbsp;<\/em>&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">And in the meantime,<em>&nbsp;we can laugh&#8230;<\/em><strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Fel med bilduppladdningen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ignorance refers to the state of being uninformed, unaware, or uneducated. This condition plagues our society, and its impact is anything but &#8221;funny.&#8221; However,&nbsp;a lot&nbsp;of humor can be found within the words and actions of the ignorant. And it just so happens&#8230; that I&#8217;m in the mood to laugh today. 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