{"id":3,"date":"2011-06-16T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-16T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/2011\/06\/16\/sket-ner-mig\/"},"modified":"2011-06-16T20:28:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-16T19:28:00","slug":"sket-ner-mig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/2011\/06\/16\/sket-ner-mig\/","title":{"rendered":"Sket ner mig&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Ja d&aring; skriver man sina f&ouml;rsta rader p&aring; en blogg och inte med penna och peppar&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Ni orkar inte l&auml;sa om vem jag &auml;r s&aring; vi skiter i det och g&aring;r direkt p&aring; &auml;mnet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\">VEM<\/span> &Auml;R <span style=\"font-size: 18px;\">DU<\/span>&nbsp;inf&ouml;r <span style=\"font-size: 18px;\">DIG<\/span>???<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\"><span>Va? Vad fan snackar han\/hon\/den\/det om?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\"><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Livet &auml;r den sv&aring;raste, enklaste, uppgiften du n&aring;gonsin kommer st&ouml;ta p&aring;, n&aring;gonsin&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Vi hoppar min barndom och g&aring;r direkt p&aring; &auml;mnet, vilket &auml;r n&auml;r jag ung och &#8221;modek&aring;t&#8221; startade&nbsp;min&nbsp;alldeles&nbsp;egna kl&auml;dagentur.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Jaaaaa,fan vilken lycka, en alldeles sann och grymt &#8221;hollywoodiserad&#8221; ber&auml;ttelse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Jag satt och googlade kl&auml;der som jag alltid brukade g&ouml;ra, n&auml;r pl&ouml;tsligt ett par s&aring;&aring;&aring; snygga jeans d&ouml;k upp p&aring; sk&auml;rmen.&nbsp;Letade nog i 3 timmar efter en butik i Sverige som hade&nbsp;dessa, men icke.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">M&auml;rket (som &auml;r fr&aring;n Frankrike), fanns inte ens h&auml;r.. Hmm&#8230;Ja, vad fan man lever bara en g&aring;ng, skickade iv&auml;g ett mail p&aring; katastrofal engelska till&nbsp;adressen som fanns p&aring;&nbsp;deras hemsida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Mycket enkelt: Hi, my name is poetry and im 25 years old from Sweden. I wonder where I can by your jeans in Scandinavia? Why&nbsp;don&acute;t you have&nbsp;an agency in Sweden? Bla, bla, bla.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Tog ett par dagar sen fick jag ett mail fr&aring;n distribut&ouml;ren f&ouml;r Scandinavien himself. Han ville tr&auml;ffa mig och fl&ouml;g mig till Norge med f&ouml;rslag p&aring; om jag ville ha agenturen f&ouml;r&nbsp;m&auml;rket i Sverige? Om jag ville det, var nog ett utav det sjukaste jag varit med om och d&aring; har&nbsp;jag varit med om sjuka saker. Varit med i en biofilm utan &#8221;actingskills what so ever&#8221;&#8230;,fan h&aring;ll dig till&nbsp;&auml;mnet&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Jag och den norska distribut&ouml;ren &#8221;klickade&#8221; och jag startade ett f&ouml;retag, allt inom loppet av 3&nbsp;m&aring;nader.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">F&ouml;r er med l&auml;s och skrivsv&aring;righeter (ADHD-BDSM), allts&aring; 3 m&aring;nader&nbsp;sen jag skrev&nbsp;brevet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">En kort fr&aring;ga! Har ni n&aring;gon g&aring;ng suttit i ett m&ouml;te, (kollektionsgenomg&aring;ng) f&ouml;r min del, och&nbsp;det b&ouml;rjar sticka i&nbsp;fingrarna,hj&auml;rtat b&ouml;rja sl&aring; bakut, sv&aring;rt att andas och du tror att nu d&ouml;r jag&nbsp;av en hj&auml;rtinfarkt 25 &aring;r gammal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Inte nu faaaaaaaan, springer ut fr&aring;n m&ouml;tet, kallsvettig, panik, vad h&auml;nder? D&ouml;r jag? Pinsamt dom tror&nbsp;s&auml;kert att jag sket ner mig&#8230; Det har jag, inte skitit ner mig allts&aring;!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Mer om det n&auml;sta g&aring;ng.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Dags att skriva en l&aring;t-text och sen ta en s&ouml;mntablett.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Lev f&ouml;r dig och d&aring; menar jag dig om 50 &aring;r, just nu &auml;r du bara naiv.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\"><span>One Love<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\"><font size=\"4\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/218880.0x0.jpg\" target=\"_BLANK\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left;\" src=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/218880.510x0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ja d&aring; skriver man sina f&ouml;rsta rader p&aring; en blogg och inte med penna och peppar&#8230; Ni orkar inte l&auml;sa om vem jag &auml;r s&aring; vi skiter i det och g&aring;r direkt p&aring; &auml;mnet. &nbsp; VEM &Auml;R DU&nbsp;inf&ouml;r DIG??? &nbsp; Va? Vad fan snackar han\/hon\/den\/det om? &nbsp;Livet &auml;r den sv&aring;raste, enklaste, uppgiften du n&aring;gonsin kommer &#8230; <a title=\"Sket ner mig&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/2011\/06\/16\/sket-ner-mig\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Sket ner mig&#8230;\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1058,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1058"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/extas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}