Blonde Joke |
| A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire | |
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Regis: ”Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if Barbara: ”Sure, I’ll have a go!” Regis: ”Which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest? Is it…….. A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.” ”I think I know who it..but I’m not 100%… No, I haven’t got a clue. I’d like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure. Regis: ”Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone? Barbara: ”I’ll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham.” (ringing) Maggie (also a blonde): ”Hello…” Regis: ”Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a The next voice you hear will be Barbara’s and she’ll read you the question. There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer — fire away Barbara.” Barbara: ”Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest? Is it: A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush” Maggie: ”Oh Gees, Barbara that’s simple…..It’s a Cuckoo.” Barbara: ”You think?” Maggie: ”I’m sure.” Barbara: ” Thanks Maggie.” (hangs up) Regis: ”Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?” Barbara: ”I want to play, I’ll go with C-Cuckoo” Regis: ”Is that your final answer?” Barbara: ”It is.” Regis: ”Are you confident?” Barbara: ”Yes fairly, Maggie’s a sound bet.” Regis: ”Barbara…..you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo …you’re right! – You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.” (clapping) That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local Maggie: ”Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.” |