{"id":438,"date":"2009-05-14T22:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/2009\/05\/14\/blondiner-kolla-hit\/"},"modified":"2009-05-14T22:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T21:36:00","slug":"blondiner-kolla-hit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/2009\/05\/14\/blondiner-kolla-hit\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondiner kolla hit.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e5ste ju skriva lite blondin sk\u00e4mt..<br \/>hahha kan ju inte l\u00e5ta bli..<br \/>Skicka just n\u00e5rra till min polare som \u00e4r \u00e4kta blondin <br \/>som \u00e4r p\u00e5 kryss med sitt jobb ox\u00e5..<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Vad d\u00f6per blondinen sitt randiga zebra-mjukisdjur?<br \/>\n        -Pricken<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Vart blev blondinen h\u00e4nvisad n\u00e4r hon anm\u00e4lde sig<br \/>\n        p\u00e5 arbetsf\u00f6rmedlingen?<br \/>\n        -Till utg\u00e5ngen<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Hur hj\u00e4rntv\u00e4ttar man en blondin?<br \/>\n        -Ge henne en dusch och skaka henne upp och ner <\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Hur g\u00f6r blondiner &#8221;moonwalk&#8221;? <br \/>\n        -Drar ner trosorna och drar baken l\u00e4ngs golvet <\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r likhet p\u00e5 en fallsk\u00e4rm och en<br \/>\n        blondin?<br \/>\n        -B\u00e5da viker ut sig<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Vad ser man n\u00e4r man tittar djupt i en blondins \u00f6gon?<br \/>\n        -Baksidan p\u00e5 hennes huvud<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Hur dr\u00e4nker man en blondin? <br \/><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">-L\u00e4gg en spegel p\u00e5 botten av en pool <\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Hur vet man n\u00e4r en blondin \u00e4r brunstig? <br \/>\n        -N\u00e4r hon schluddrar: Jag \u00e4r sch\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5 full!<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Hur vet man att en brunett \u00e4r brunstig? <br \/>\n        -N\u00e4r hon fr\u00e5gar: Har det blonda fnasket g\u00e5tt nu<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Vad s\u00e4ger blondinen n\u00e4r hon f\u00f6der barn? <br \/>\n        -Jag hoppas verkligen det \u00e4r mitt<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Varf\u00f6r hoppade blondinen fr\u00e5n en skyskrapa? <br \/>\n        -Hon skulle testa Always med vingar<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Vad trodde blondinen Moby Dick var?<br \/>\n        -En k\u00f6nssjukdom<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\">Hur stj\u00e4l man en f\u00f6nsterplats fr\u00e5n en blondin som<br \/>\n        ska flyga till London?<br \/>\n        -S\u00e4g att bara mittenstolarna g\u00e5r till London<\/font><\/font><br \/><font face=\"Arial\"><font size=\"4\"><\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e5ste ju skriva lite blondin sk\u00e4mt..hahha kan ju inte l\u00e5ta bli..Skicka just n\u00e5rra till min polare som \u00e4r \u00e4kta blondin som \u00e4r p\u00e5 kryss med sitt jobb ox\u00e5.. Vad d\u00f6per blondinen sitt randiga zebra-mjukisdjur? -Pricken Vart blev blondinen h\u00e4nvisad n\u00e4r hon anm\u00e4lde sig p\u00e5 arbetsf\u00f6rmedlingen? -Till utg\u00e5ngen Hur hj\u00e4rntv\u00e4ttar man en blondin? -Ge henne en &#8230; <a title=\"Blondiner kolla hit..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/2009\/05\/14\/blondiner-kolla-hit\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Blondiner kolla hit..\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1702,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1702"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}