{"id":8,"date":"2009-09-05T14:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-05T13:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/2009\/09\/05\/roligt-hahaha\/"},"modified":"2009-09-05T14:28:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T13:28:00","slug":"roligt-hahaha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/2009\/09\/05\/roligt-hahaha\/","title":{"rendered":"ROLIGT HAHAHA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coolfunnyjokes.com\/\" title=\"Back To Cool Funny Jokes\">Funny Jokes<\/a> &gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coolfunnyjokes.com\/Funny-Jokes\/Blonde-Jokes\" title=\"Back To Blonde Jokes\">Blonde Jokes<\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\">\n<h2>Blonde Joke<\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"jokeContents\" cellpadding=\"5\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><b>A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n  Regis: &#8221;Barbara, you&#8217;ve done very well so far &#8211; $500,000 and one lifeline left &#8212; phone a friend. <\/p>\n<p>The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if<br \/>\nyou get it right &#8230; but if you get it wrong you will drop back to<br \/>\n$32,000 &#8212; are you ready?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221;Sure, I&#8217;ll have a go!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Regis: &#8221;Which of the following birds does not build it&#8217;s own nest? <\/p>\n<p>Is it&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>A-Robin <\/p>\n<p>B-Sparrow<\/p>\n<p>C-Cuckoo<\/p>\n<p>D-Thrush<\/p>\n<p>Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;I think I know who it..but I&#8217;m not 100%&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>No, I haven&#8217;t got a clue. I&#8217;d like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.<\/p>\n<p>Regis: &#8221;Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221;I&#8217;ll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(ringing)<\/p>\n<p>Maggie (also a blonde): &#8221;Hello&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Regis: &#8221;Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a<br \/>\nMillionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on<br \/>\n$500,000, but needs your help to be a Million. <\/p>\n<p>The next voice you hear will be Barbara&#8217;s and she&#8217;ll read you the question. <\/p>\n<p>There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer &#8212; fire away Barbara.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221;Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it&#8217;s own nest? Is it:<\/p>\n<p>A-Robin<\/p>\n<p>B-Sparrow<\/p>\n<p>C-Cuckoo<\/p>\n<p>D-Thrush&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maggie: &#8221;Oh Gees, Barbara that&#8217;s simple&#8230;..It&#8217;s a Cuckoo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221;You think?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maggie: &#8221;I&#8217;m sure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221; Thanks Maggie.&#8221; (hangs up)<\/p>\n<p>Regis: &#8221;Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221;I want to play, I&#8217;ll go with C-Cuckoo&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Regis: &#8221;Is that your final answer?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221;It is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Regis: &#8221;Are you confident?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barbara: &#8221;Yes fairly, Maggie&#8217;s a sound bet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Regis: &#8221;Barbara&#8230;..you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo &#8230;you&#8217;re right! &#8211; You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS. <\/p>\n<p>Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(clapping)<\/p>\n<p>That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local<br \/>\nbar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne,<br \/>\nBarbara turns to Maggie and asks &#8221;Tell me Maggie, How in God&#8217;s name did<br \/>\nyou know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?<\/p>\n<p>Maggie: &#8221;Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.&#8221;  <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny Jokes &gt; Blonde Jokes Blonde Joke A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: &#8221;Barbara, you&#8217;ve done very well so far &#8211; $500,000 and one lifeline left &#8212; phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right &#8230; but &#8230; <a title=\"ROLIGT HAHAHA\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/2009\/09\/05\/roligt-hahaha\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om ROLIGT HAHAHA\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1702,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1702"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/gniztra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}