Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write ”SAVE TREES” on them.
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
Male mosquitoes do not bite, so blame the females next time.
Japan used to have vending machines that sold used panties.
The world’s most expensive burger costs $5,000 and is served at the Fleur de Lys restaurant in Las Vegas.
43% of mothers don’t wash their hands after changing their baby’s diaper.
One in every 5,000 babies are born without a butt hole, which has to be created manually by the hospital.