{"id":9704,"date":"2013-05-25T00:43:57","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T22:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/?p=9704"},"modified":"2013-05-25T00:43:57","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T22:43:57","slug":"spoad-i-basket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/2013\/05\/25\/spoad-i-basket\/","title":{"rendered":"Sp\u00f6ad i basket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fick sp\u00f6 av Snyggingen i basket. Surt. Tvingade honom att sparras i tr\u00e4dg\u00e5rden som straff f\u00f6r att han vann.<br \/>\nL\u00e5g och pratade i s\u00e4ngen efter\u00e5t och jag lade v\u00e4nsterarmen framf\u00f6r mig ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r rakt l\u00e4ngs med kroppen. Allts\u00e5 jag l\u00e5g p\u00e5 sidan. Tror ni inte att det lilla gjorde att den vobblade till. Den \u00e4r ju som en husvagn p\u00e5 Autobahn! <\/p>\n<p>Gjorde en s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r nybliven f\u00f6r\u00e4lder grej och snosade i mina handskar som inte blivit anv\u00e4nda p\u00e5 ett tag. Fast som nybliven f\u00f6r\u00e4lder till en sp\u00e4dis s\u00e5 luktar de utv\u00e4xta kl\u00e4derna ljuvligt och mina gamla handskar mer som kattkiss. M\u00e5ste slita mig ifr\u00e5n dem. Har ju nya. F\u00e5r bjuda hem syrran p\u00e5 en okult ritual d\u00e4r vi eldar upp dem samtidigt som vi m\u00e4ssar om min axel och ber om Madde Vall mage. Dvs likadana musklerna. Hon beh\u00f6ver sin mage. <\/p>\n<p>Benskydden tror jag f\u00e5r slippa l\u00e5gorna.<br \/>\nIm\u00e5n skall jag ha prylv\u00e5rd och fixa v\u00e4skan. Jag har ju haft allt i bagaget. Smidigt vid tr\u00e4ning. Osmidigt vid storhandling. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/files\/2013\/05\/20130525-002340.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/files\/2013\/05\/20130525-002340.jpg\" alt=\"20130525-002340.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/files\/2013\/05\/20130525-002346.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/files\/2013\/05\/20130525-002346.jpg\" alt=\"20130525-002346.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nBild p\u00e5 en av kjolarna fr\u00e5n Berlin. <\/p>\n<p>Bild p\u00e5 mig som en kommentar till den roliga Fejjan videon om Instagram. K\u00e4nde igen mig i typ allt utan Ankan. R\u00e4knas catzen? <\/p>\n<p>Ett alldeles f\u00f6r sent Godnatt:<br \/>\nGodnatt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fick sp\u00f6 av Snyggingen i basket. Surt. Tvingade honom att sparras i tr\u00e4dg\u00e5rden som straff f\u00f6r att han vann. L\u00e5g och pratade i s\u00e4ngen efter\u00e5t och jag lade v\u00e4nsterarmen framf\u00f6r mig ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r rakt l\u00e4ngs med kroppen. Allts\u00e5 jag l\u00e5g p\u00e5 sidan. Tror ni inte att det lilla gjorde att den vobblade till. Den \u00e4r &#8230; <a title=\"Sp\u00f6ad i basket\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/2013\/05\/25\/spoad-i-basket\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Sp\u00f6ad i basket\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2367,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blandat","category-jill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2367"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/jill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}