{"id":1160,"date":"2015-04-30T19:36:18","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T17:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/?p=1160"},"modified":"2015-04-30T19:53:19","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T17:53:19","slug":"sanghang-vark-fran-helvetet-och-kroppsbeharing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/2015\/04\/30\/sanghang-vark-fran-helvetet-och-kroppsbeharing\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u00c4NGH\u00c4NG, V\u00c4RK FR\u00c5N HELVETET OCH KROPPSBEH\u00c5RING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Om n\u00e5gon nu mot stor f\u00f6rmodan skulle vara nyfiken p\u00e5 vad som h\u00e4nder hemma hos oss i kv\u00e4ll (just exakt precis i detta nu) s\u00e5 kan jag s\u00e4ga s\u00e5 mycket som att farsan har tagit fram damsugaren &#8221;blondin&#8221; som just nu suger f\u00f6r fullt d\u00e4r ute i k\u00f6ket. Sj\u00e4lv h\u00e5ller jag mig\u00a0 i s\u00e4ngen.<\/p>\n<p>Har v\u00e4rk from hell. Eller okej, inte riktigt, men den \u00e4r r\u00e4tt hemsk. Sticker och g\u00f6r ont i ryggen framf\u00f6r allt&#8230; Usch s\u00e4ger jag bara. Vet ej om det \u00e4r mensv\u00e4rk eller ej heller?<\/p>\n<p>Luktar svett s\u00e5 ska hoppa i badet om en halv timme eller s\u00e5 t\u00e4nkte jag, och fixa mat.&#8221;M\u00e5ste&#8221; raka under armarna, hatar att raka mig f\u00f6r det \u00e4r s\u00e5 sjukt j\u00e4vla drygt men samtidigt vill man ju inte ha v\u00e4rsta skogen heller. Buskage \u00e4r fine men inte en hel djungel liksom. Nu l\u00e4r det ju ta ett x antal m\u00e5nader innan man som tjej f\u00e5r en djungel under armarna men \u00e4nd\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Var n\u00e5got mer ointressant jag hade t\u00e4nkt ber\u00e4tta f\u00f6r er, men gl\u00f6mde bort n\u00e4r jag b\u00f6rjade skriva om kroppsbeh\u00e5ring. \u00c5h, just det. Jag har inte bara &#8221;v\u00e4rk fr\u00e5n helvetet&#8221; utan jag har dessutom en utv\u00e4xt fr\u00e5n helvetet!<\/p>\n<p>Och DEN \u00e4r verkligen fr\u00e5n helvetet vill jag lova. S\u00c5. J\u00c4VLA. HEMSK. <em>Och jag har tid hos frissan den 20:e maj. 20:e ?!!!Okej b\u00e4ttre sent \u00e4n aldrig men jag vet inte hur l\u00e4nge jag vill f\u00f6r bli \u00e4cklig i \u00e5ret allts\u00e5&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jag \u00e4r inte sminkad nu. H\u00e4r s\u00e5g jag i alla fall ok ut, nu ser jag ut som ett sp\u00f6ke med p\u00e5sar under \u00f6gonen&#8230; mhm.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/files\/2015\/04\/038.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1161\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/files\/2015\/04\/038.jpg\" alt=\"038\" width=\"720\" height=\"1280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/files\/2015\/04\/038.jpg 720w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/files\/2015\/04\/038-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Om n\u00e5gon nu mot stor f\u00f6rmodan skulle vara nyfiken p\u00e5 vad som h\u00e4nder hemma hos oss i kv\u00e4ll (just exakt precis i detta nu) s\u00e5 kan jag s\u00e4ga s\u00e5 mycket som att farsan har tagit fram damsugaren &#8221;blondin&#8221; som just nu suger f\u00f6r fullt d\u00e4r ute i k\u00f6ket. Sj\u00e4lv h\u00e5ller jag mig\u00a0 i s\u00e4ngen. Har &#8230; <a title=\"S\u00c4NGH\u00c4NG, V\u00c4RK FR\u00c5N HELVETET OCH KROPPSBEH\u00c5RING\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/2015\/04\/30\/sanghang-vark-fran-helvetet-och-kroppsbeharing\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om S\u00c4NGH\u00c4NG, V\u00c4RK FR\u00c5N HELVETET OCH KROPPSBEH\u00c5RING\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10752,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10752"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisahylse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}