{"id":7223,"date":"2014-11-12T21:32:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T20:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/?p=7223"},"modified":"2014-11-12T21:37:35","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T20:37:35","slug":"klant-ulrika-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/2014\/11\/12\/klant-ulrika-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Klant-Ulrika&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trots att jag klantar mig varje dag var det l\u00e4nge sedan jag skrev om dagens-klant-ulrika-h\u00e4ndelse som jag brukade g\u00f6ra innan. Men kan bjuda p\u00e5 2 h\u00e4ndelser fr\u00e5n idag och en fr\u00e5n i m\u00e5ndags nu ist\u00e4llet:<\/p>\n<p>1. Halkade i en trappa imorse s\u00e5 jag la mig p\u00e5 rygg, vilket var ganska pinsamt. Jag trodde dock att det var max 2 pers som s\u00e5g det tills att jag rundade h\u00f6rnet fr\u00e5n trappan och halva plutonen (som h\u00f6rt mitt pladask) st\u00e5r och garvar \u00e5t mig&#8230; Ville lite sm\u00e5tt sjunka genom jorden just d\u00e5&#8230; Men jag bjuder p\u00e5 den!<\/p>\n<p>2. Gjorde en omelett till middag och n\u00e4r jag skulle stoppa in tallriken i micron s\u00e5 missbed\u00f6mde jag avst\u00e5ndet, slog i tallriken i hyllan och h\u00e4llde ut h\u00e4lften p\u00e5 b\u00e4nken&#8230; Trodde ingen s\u00e5g det heller men hade fel d\u00e4r med haha&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3. I m\u00e5ndags r\u00e5kade jag pipst\u00f6ta mig sj\u00e4lv&#8230; i \u00f6gat&#8230;aj.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f6rutom dessa 3 har jag bara idag, fastnat tre g\u00e5nger i olika buskar och vrickat f\u00f6tterna minst 2 g\u00e5nger!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7226\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/38abecf0e86c0638a3375bbd93e58adf.jpg\" alt=\"38abecf0e86c0638a3375bbd93e58adf\" width=\"236\" height=\"287\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-7227\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/images.jpg\" alt=\"images\" width=\"328\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/images.jpg 328w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/images-300x140.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/angel.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7224\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/angel.png\" alt=\"angel\" width=\"611\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/angel.png 611w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/files\/2014\/11\/angel-300x224.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 611px) 100vw, 611px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trots att jag klantar mig varje dag var det l\u00e4nge sedan jag skrev om dagens-klant-ulrika-h\u00e4ndelse som jag brukade g\u00f6ra innan. Men kan bjuda p\u00e5 2 h\u00e4ndelser fr\u00e5n idag och en fr\u00e5n i m\u00e5ndags nu ist\u00e4llet: 1. Halkade i en trappa imorse s\u00e5 jag la mig p\u00e5 rygg, vilket var ganska pinsamt. Jag trodde dock att &#8230; <a title=\"Klant-Ulrika&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/2014\/11\/12\/klant-ulrika-4\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Klant-Ulrika&#8230;\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5733,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[916],"tags":[63,272],"class_list":["post-7223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fortsatt-soldat-utbildning-fsu","tag-funny","tag-klant-ulrika"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5733"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/lovisaulrika\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}