{"id":133,"date":"2012-02-16T21:38:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T20:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/?p=133"},"modified":"2012-02-16T21:38:30","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T20:38:30","slug":"the-shit-you-hear-about-me-might-be-true-but-then-again-it-might-be-as-fake-as-the-bitch-who-told-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/2012\/02\/16\/the-shit-you-hear-about-me-might-be-true-but-then-again-it-might-be-as-fake-as-the-bitch-who-told-you\/","title":{"rendered":"The shit you hear about me might be true. But then again, it might be as fake as the bitch who told you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stannade hemma fr\u00e5n skolan idag, var sk\u00f6nt med en liten sovmorgon s\u00e5h\u00e4r mitt i veckan.<br \/>\nDock inte lika sk\u00f6nt d\u00e5 min kropp ska vara s\u00e5 j\u00e4vla mesig, s\u00e5 har \u00e4ven hunnit med en sv\u00e4ng till v\u00e5rdcentralen idag.<\/p>\n<p>Har inte gjort s\u00e5 mycket annat \u00e4n att bara degat framf\u00f6r tv:n och tyckt synd om mig sj\u00e4lv.<br \/>\nAtt jag alltid ska ha s\u00e5 fruktansv\u00e4rt otur, haha!<br \/>\nTur att jag har s\u00e5 oerh\u00f6rt bra saker i livet just nu som \u00f6verv\u00e4ger allt d\u00e5ligt.<br \/>\nKan med ett leende f\u00f6rklara hur j\u00e4vla ont jag har, som om det vore n\u00e5tt bra, haha!<\/p>\n<p>Imorgon f\u00e5r jag \u00e4ntligen tr\u00e4ffa min lilla bebis!<br \/>\nMen det vet inte han.<br \/>\nJag har v\u00e4rldens \u00a0b\u00e4sta plan f\u00f6rst\u00e5r ni, t\u00e4nkte \u00f6verraska honom imorgon med att hoppa fram framf\u00f6r honom, haha!<br \/>\nN\u00e5ja, p\u00e5 l\u00f6rdagen \u00e5ker jag till boden f\u00f6r att bada.<br \/>\nSen \u00e5ker jag till kalix f\u00f6r en myskv\u00e4ll med fanny och kanske tina.<br \/>\nVi f\u00e5r v\u00e4l se om tobias ocks\u00e5 f\u00f6ljer med hit.<\/p>\n<p>Jag hatar n\u00e4r man b\u00f6rjar st\u00e4da sitt rum, och precis n\u00e4r man tagit bort alla s\u00e4ngkl\u00e4der och h\u00e4vt ut mattan osv s\u00e5 \u00e5ngrar man sig.<br \/>\nS\u00e5 pga att jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 oerh\u00f6rt satans lat s\u00e5 blir det nog att sova utan s\u00e4ngkl\u00e4der f\u00f6r mig inatt.<\/p>\n<p>Jag hoppas inte att tobias l\u00e4ser min blogg, f\u00f6r d\u00e5 \u00e4r \u00f6verraskningen f\u00f6rst\u00f6rd.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/files\/2012\/02\/DSC_0353.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-134\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/files\/2012\/02\/DSC_0353-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/files\/2012\/02\/DSC_0353-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/files\/2012\/02\/DSC_0353-1024x685.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stannade hemma fr\u00e5n skolan idag, var sk\u00f6nt med en liten sovmorgon s\u00e5h\u00e4r mitt i veckan. Dock inte lika sk\u00f6nt d\u00e5 min kropp ska vara s\u00e5 j\u00e4vla mesig, s\u00e5 har \u00e4ven hunnit med en sv\u00e4ng till v\u00e5rdcentralen idag. Har inte gjort s\u00e5 mycket annat \u00e4n att bara degat framf\u00f6r tv:n och tyckt synd om mig sj\u00e4lv. &#8230; <a title=\"The shit you hear about me might be true. But then again, it might be as fake as the bitch who told you\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/2012\/02\/16\/the-shit-you-hear-about-me-might-be-true-but-then-again-it-might-be-as-fake-as-the-bitch-who-told-you\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om The shit you hear about me might be true. But then again, it might be as fake as the bitch who told you\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":676,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intressant-vardag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/676"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/maddekarlsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}