{"id":1039,"date":"2009-04-21T11:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T10:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/04\/21\/sluta-do\/"},"modified":"2009-04-21T11:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T10:47:00","slug":"sluta-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/04\/21\/sluta-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Sluta d\u00f6!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" size=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"font-family: Georgia;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.improveme.se\/Community\/Bloggbilder\/2009-04-21_11:47:39_98sk1qr.jpg\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Jag har en l\u00e5ng hatk\u00e4rleksrelation till orkid\u00e9er. Det b\u00f6rjar alltid bra: jag b\u00e4r hem min nya orkid\u00e9blomma, packar varsamt upp den, s\u00e4tter den i en kruka och st\u00e4ller den p\u00e5 mitt skrivbord. Jag s\u00e4nker ner den i ett ljummet vattenbad en g\u00e5ng i veckan och l\u00e5ter den rinna av ordentligt innan jag s\u00e4tter tillbaka den i krukan, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">precis som de sa i blomsterbutiken.<\/span> Och jag st\u00e4ller fram den i f\u00f6nstret d\u00e5 och d\u00e5 f\u00f6r att den ska f\u00e5 lite sol. Allt \u00e4r frid och fr\u00f6jd. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">I n\u00e5gra dagar.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Sen b\u00f6rjar blommorna ramla av. Och inte bara blommorna. G\u00f6r jag misstaget att t\u00e4nka att &#8221;jag k\u00f6per en som har mycket knoppar s\u00e5 blommar den l\u00e4ngre&#8221; s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar knopparna ocks\u00e5 trilla av, helt outslagna.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Snart \u00e4r det bara ett par tomma stj\u00e4lkar kvar och den \u00e5ker ner i sopnedkastet. Detta \u00e4r en ganska dyr lek, m\u00e5ste jag s\u00e4ga. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Vad g\u00f6r jag f\u00f6r fel? Vattnar jag f\u00f6r mycket? F\u00f6r lite? F\u00f6r varmt? F\u00f6r kallt? F\u00f6r mycket ljus? F\u00f6r lite ljus? N\u00e5got m\u00e5ste ju ha g\u00e5tt snett f\u00f6r att blomman ska b\u00f6rja sj\u00e4lvd\u00f6 inom n\u00e5gra ynka dagar.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Min senaste orkid\u00e9 har jag haft i en dryg vecka. Elva av de tolv knopparna har ramlat av. Den tolfte h\u00e4nger d\u00e4r p\u00e5 sin kvist och ler h\u00e5nfullt. Ska den ramla idag? Ska den ramla imorgon? Sp\u00e4nningen \u00e4r olidlig.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag har en l\u00e5ng hatk\u00e4rleksrelation till orkid\u00e9er. Det b\u00f6rjar alltid bra: jag b\u00e4r hem min nya orkid\u00e9blomma, packar varsamt upp den, s\u00e4tter den i en kruka och st\u00e4ller den p\u00e5 mitt skrivbord. Jag s\u00e4nker ner den i ett ljummet vattenbad en g\u00e5ng i veckan och l\u00e5ter den rinna av ordentligt innan jag s\u00e4tter tillbaka den &#8230; <a title=\"Sluta d\u00f6!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/04\/21\/sluta-do\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Sluta d\u00f6!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}