{"id":1128,"date":"2009-05-07T09:04:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/05\/07\/hemmapyssel-langt-fran-wisteria-lane\/"},"modified":"2009-05-07T09:04:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T08:04:00","slug":"hemmapyssel-langt-fran-wisteria-lane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/05\/07\/hemmapyssel-langt-fran-wisteria-lane\/","title":{"rendered":"Hemmapyssel l\u00e5ngt fr\u00e5n Wisteria Lane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Jag k\u00e4nde mig som en inte helt fullfj\u00e4drad hemmafru ig\u00e5r.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Det b\u00f6rjade med att jag var tvungen att konsultera <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">V\u00e5r Kokbok<\/span> f\u00f6r att l\u00e4ra mig hur man kokar \u00e4gg. Allts\u00e5, jag har f\u00e5tt f\u00f6r mig att min matlagningsf\u00f6rm\u00e5ga ligger \u00f6ver medel i alla fall. Men koka \u00e4gg, nej det kunde jag tydligen inte.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Jag vet hur l\u00e4nge man ska koka dem. Problemet var att jag inte var s\u00e4ker p\u00e5:<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">* Ska man koka upp vattnet innan man l\u00e4gger i \u00e4ggen?<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">* Ska man ha lock?<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">* Ska man salta vattnet?<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">N\u00e4sta moment: invigning av min nya b\u00e4nkdiskmaskin. H\u00e4r fick jag lov att r\u00e5dfr\u00e5ga min syster Jenny. Tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Samtal ett:<\/span> &#8221;Men hur g\u00f6r man? Var l\u00e4gger man diskmedelstabletten? Ska man s\u00e4tta kranen p\u00e5 max?&#8221;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Samtal tv\u00e5:<\/span> &#8221;Okej, nu \u00e4r den ig\u00e5ng, men&#8230;det kommer inte ut n\u00e5got vatten ur slangen. Ska det inte g\u00f6ra det?&#8221;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Jenny fick t\u00e5lmodigt f\u00f6rklara att <\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Georgia;\">f\u00f6rst <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">fylls maskinen med vatten s\u00e5 att den kan diska och <\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Georgia;\">sen<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"> t\u00f6mmer den ut allt vatten igen.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Det gick bra till sist i alla fall. Med b\u00e5de \u00e4ggen och disken. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Georgia;\">You can call me Bree.<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Georgia;\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag k\u00e4nde mig som en inte helt fullfj\u00e4drad hemmafru ig\u00e5r.Det b\u00f6rjade med att jag var tvungen att konsultera V\u00e5r Kokbok f\u00f6r att l\u00e4ra mig hur man kokar \u00e4gg. Allts\u00e5, jag har f\u00e5tt f\u00f6r mig att min matlagningsf\u00f6rm\u00e5ga ligger \u00f6ver medel i alla fall. Men koka \u00e4gg, nej det kunde jag tydligen inte.Jag vet hur l\u00e4nge &#8230; <a title=\"Hemmapyssel l\u00e5ngt fr\u00e5n Wisteria Lane\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/05\/07\/hemmapyssel-langt-fran-wisteria-lane\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Hemmapyssel l\u00e5ngt fr\u00e5n Wisteria Lane\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}