{"id":1130,"date":"2009-05-07T11:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/05\/07\/your-wish-is-my-command\/"},"modified":"2009-05-07T11:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T10:48:00","slug":"your-wish-is-my-command","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/05\/07\/your-wish-is-my-command\/","title":{"rendered":"Your wish is my command"},"content":{"rendered":"

H\u00e4r kommer n\u00e4sta lista, via <\/span>Ellens blogg<\/a> och efter f\u00f6rfr\u00e5gan i kommentarsf\u00e4ltet:<\/span>


\nHur bra \u00e4r du p\u00e5 att:<\/span>

\n*sjunga?<\/span>

\n*m\u00e5la?<\/span>

\n*dansa?<\/span>

Jag ger mig sj\u00e4lv genomsnittligt betyg p\u00e5 samtliga ovanst\u00e5ende.<\/span>


\nVad v\u00e4ljer du helst:<\/span>

\n*k\u00f6tt, fisk eller skaldjur?<\/span> Fisk<\/span>

\n*ros\u00e9 eller vitt?<\/span> Vitt<\/span>

\n*popcorn, sm\u00e5godis eller chips?<\/span> Sm\u00e5godis<\/span>

\n*dusch eller bad?<\/span> Bad. Fast d\u00e5 ing\u00e5r ju en dusch efter\u00e5t!<\/span>

\n*tv eller dator? <\/span>Dator<\/span>

\n*dansgolv eller baren? <\/span>Baren<\/span>

\n*steka p\u00e5 stranden eller bada i havet?<\/span> B\u00e5de och!<\/span>

\n*katt eller hund?<\/span> Hund<\/span>

\n*pasta eller pizza? <\/span>Pasta<\/span>

\n*grillad halloumi eller grillade gr\u00f6nsaker?<\/span> G\u00e4rna i kombination<\/span>

\n*ett glas kall cola eller ett glas kallt vatten?<\/span> Vatten<\/span>

\n*tr\u00e4na eller soffa?<\/span> F\u00f6rst de ena, sen det andra<\/span>

\n*ljusa eller m\u00f6rka f\u00e4rger<\/span>? Ljusa<\/span>

\n*callgirl eller cold girl?<\/span> Va? Jag fattar inte<\/span>

\n*Humorl\u00f6s eller barnl\u00f6s livet ut?<\/span> Mycket sv\u00e5rt val. Om man inte har humor blir det nog v\u00e4ldigt jobbigt att vara f\u00f6r\u00e4lder, s\u00e5 jag s\u00e4ger barnl\u00f6s.<\/span>

\n*gud eller \u00f6det? <\/span>Det kanske \u00e4r samma sak?<\/span>

\n*stupfull n\u00e4r alla andra \u00e4r nyktra eller nykter n\u00e4r alla andra \u00e4r fulla?<\/span> Nykter, annars skulle det nog bli ganska pinsamt<\/span>

\n*aldrig mer handla nya skor\/handv\u00e4skor eller aldrig mer snacka skit om andra tjejer?<\/span> Aldrig mer snacka skit (det vore nog en bra id\u00e9 \u00e4nd\u00e5)<\/span>

\n*bes\u00f6ka en porrklubb med sv\u00e4rmor eller <\/span>

\ndressyrt\u00e4vling med sv\u00e4rfar? <\/span>Porrklubb med sv\u00e4rmor<\/span>

\n*vara blind och ha en skitsnygg partner eller ha bra syn och en skitful partner?<\/span> Bra syn och skitful partner. F\u00e5r ta p\u00e5 \u00f6lglas\u00f6gonen<\/span>
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H\u00e4r kommer n\u00e4sta lista, via Ellens blogg och efter f\u00f6rfr\u00e5gan i kommentarsf\u00e4ltet: Hur bra \u00e4r du p\u00e5 att: *sjunga? *m\u00e5la? *dansa?Jag ger mig sj\u00e4lv genomsnittligt betyg p\u00e5 samtliga ovanst\u00e5ende. Vad v\u00e4ljer du helst: *k\u00f6tt, fisk eller skaldjur? Fisk *ros\u00e9 eller vitt? Vitt *popcorn, sm\u00e5godis eller chips? Sm\u00e5godis *dusch eller bad? Bad. Fast d\u00e5 ing\u00e5r ju … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}