{"id":1298,"date":"2009-06-05T10:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T09:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/06\/05\/alder-ar-bara-en-siffra\/"},"modified":"2009-06-05T10:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T09:20:00","slug":"alder-ar-bara-en-siffra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/06\/05\/alder-ar-bara-en-siffra\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c5lder \u00e4r bara en siffra"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll n\u00e4r jag satt och v\u00e4ntade i 11 minuter p\u00e5 tunnelbanan tog den \u00e4ldre herrn bredvid mig p\u00e5 b\u00e4nken pl\u00f6tsligt till orda. Han pekade p\u00e5 affischerna med Gina Tricot<\/span>-modellen i bikini.<\/p>\n

Gubben: <\/span>”Urs\u00e4kta, f\u00e5r jag fr\u00e5ga dig en sak? Hur gammal \u00e4r hon?”
Jag:<\/span> ”Ingen aning.”
Gubben: <\/span>”Det var inget bra svar.”
Jag:<\/span> ”Det \u00e4r tyv\u00e4rr det enda svar jag har.”
Gubben: <\/span>”Men vad tror du d\u00e5? Gissa.”
Jag: <\/span>”Ja…runt 30 kanske?”<\/p>\n

Gubben startade sedan en l\u00e5ng, mumlande monolog i stil med ”ja, det var v\u00e4l vad jag var inne p\u00e5 ocks\u00e5, men det \u00e4r ju s\u00e5 sv\u00e5rt att veta. 32 skulle jag nog gissa, men du kanske har r\u00e4tt… L\u00e4ngst till h\u00f6ger ser hon ju j\u00e4tteung ut, men d\u00e4r i mitten ser hon ut att vara 35. Ja, det \u00e4r nog som du s\u00e4ger. Men jag h\u00e5ller nog fast vid 32 \u00e4nd\u00e5…”<\/p>\n

Jag kunde inte l\u00e5ta bli att googla idag. Och tror ni inte att gubben hade r\u00e4tt. Pernille Holmboe<\/span> \u00e4r 32 \u00e5r. Man vet att det \u00e4r illa n\u00e4r man f\u00f6rlorar gissningst\u00e4vlingar mot tunnelbanehobos.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll n\u00e4r jag satt och v\u00e4ntade i 11 minuter p\u00e5 tunnelbanan tog den \u00e4ldre herrn bredvid mig p\u00e5 b\u00e4nken pl\u00f6tsligt till orda. Han pekade p\u00e5 affischerna med Gina Tricot-modellen i bikini. Gubben: ”Urs\u00e4kta, f\u00e5r jag fr\u00e5ga dig en sak? Hur gammal \u00e4r hon?” Jag: ”Ingen aning.”Gubben: ”Det var inget bra svar.”Jag: ”Det \u00e4r tyv\u00e4rr … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}