{"id":1448,"date":"2009-07-14T10:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T09:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/07\/14\/newlyweds-the-reunion\/"},"modified":"2009-07-14T10:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T09:48:00","slug":"newlyweds-the-reunion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/07\/14\/newlyweds-the-reunion\/","title":{"rendered":"Newlyweds, the reunion"},"content":{"rendered":"



F\u00f6r n\u00e5gra veckor sen tog det slut mellan Nick Lachey<\/span> och Vanessa Minnillo<\/span>. Och nu har Jessica Simpsons<\/span> relation med Tony Romo<\/span> precis kraschat. Det luktar skumt det h\u00e4r. Jag har mina aningar om hur det gick till bakom kulisserna.<\/span>

Jessica Simpsons manager:<\/span> ”Okej, let’s face it<\/span>, toppen av din karri\u00e4r var n\u00e4r Newlyweds<\/span> var en hit. Sen dess har det bara g\u00e5tt utf\u00f6r.”<\/span>
Jessica: <\/span>”Jamen ass\u00e5…”<\/span>
Managern:<\/span> ”Och l\u00e5t oss inte ens tala om din lilla countrymusik-karri\u00e4r. Jag vet inte hur du \u00f6vertalade mig till det d\u00e4r.”<\/span>
Jessica:<\/span> ”Men…”<\/span>
Managern: <\/span>”Jag har bara en l\u00f6sning till detta. Vi m\u00e5ste k\u00f6ra en Newlyweds Part II<\/span>. Du och Nick m\u00e5ste gifta er igen.”<\/span>
Jessica:<\/span> ”Men…men Tony d\u00e5?”<\/span>
Managern: <\/span>”Det \u00e4r lugnt, jag har redan ordnat allt. Nicks karri\u00e4r har varit stend\u00f6d sen du dumpade honom, s\u00e5 han var inte sv\u00e5r\u00f6vertalad. Han g\u00f6r slut med Vanessa i morgon, sen v\u00e4ntar du n\u00e5gra veckor och s\u00e5 fixar vi det h\u00e4r med Tony. V\u00e4nta, jag tar fram checkh\u00e4ftet. Hur stavar man till Romo?”<\/span>

V\u00e4nta ni bara. V\u00e5gar man hoppas p\u00e5 ett ny\u00e5rsbr\u00f6llop?

PS. Det enda jag kan t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 n\u00e4r jag kollar p\u00e5 bilden ovan \u00e4r hur farligt n\u00e4ra Jessicas rumpa Nick har sin n\u00e4sa, med tanke p\u00e5 att hon st\u00e4ndigt pratar om hur mycket hon fiser i s\u00e4ngen…<\/span>
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F\u00f6r n\u00e5gra veckor sen tog det slut mellan Nick Lachey och Vanessa Minnillo. Och nu har Jessica Simpsons relation med Tony Romo precis kraschat. Det luktar skumt det h\u00e4r. Jag har mina aningar om hur det gick till bakom kulisserna.Jessica Simpsons manager: ”Okej, let’s face it, toppen av din karri\u00e4r var n\u00e4r Newlyweds var en … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}