{"id":1540,"date":"2009-08-11T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T10:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/08\/11\/den-kletiga-forbannelsen\/"},"modified":"2009-08-11T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T10:55:00","slug":"den-kletiga-forbannelsen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/08\/11\/den-kletiga-forbannelsen\/","title":{"rendered":"Den kletiga f\u00f6rbannelsen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Jag \u00e4r f\u00f6rf\u00f6ljd. Av tuggummin. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Det b\u00f6rjade i Spanien. Utanf\u00f6r droppstensgrottorna i Nerja satte vi oss p\u00e5 ett trappsteg och n\u00e4r jag reste mig upp hade ett l\u00e5ngt, utsmetat tuggumi satt sig fast \u00f6ver hela baksidan av min kl\u00e4nning. Sen var jag tvungen att g\u00e5 runt s\u00e5 hela dagen. Jag har v\u00e4ldigt sm\u00e5 f\u00f6rhoppningar om att plagget kommer kunna r\u00e4ddas.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Och ig\u00e5r n\u00e4r jag var p\u00e5 v\u00e4g hem fr\u00e5n jobbet lyckades jag n\u00e5gonstans trampa i ett stort tuggummi som satte sig som en b\u00f6ld under skosulan. Hur mycket jag \u00e4n skrapade skon mot trottoarkanten v\u00e4grade den avl\u00e4gsna sig. Det enda jag kunde g\u00f6ra var att, n\u00e5got ostadigt, g\u00e5 hem och l\u00e4gga in den i frysen f\u00f6r att sedan bryta loss bitar d\u00e4r det gick.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Ska det vara s\u00e5 j\u00e4kla sv\u00e5rt att sl\u00e4nga tuggummit i en soptunna?<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Nu v\u00e4ntar jag bara p\u00e5 n\u00e4sta attack. Av n\u00e5gon anledning \u00e4r jag helt s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 att det kommer s\u00e4tta sig i h\u00e5ret. Underbart.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag \u00e4r f\u00f6rf\u00f6ljd. Av tuggummin. Det b\u00f6rjade i Spanien. Utanf\u00f6r droppstensgrottorna i Nerja satte vi oss p\u00e5 ett trappsteg och n\u00e4r jag reste mig upp hade ett l\u00e5ngt, utsmetat tuggumi satt sig fast \u00f6ver hela baksidan av min kl\u00e4nning. Sen var jag tvungen att g\u00e5 runt s\u00e5 hela dagen. Jag har v\u00e4ldigt sm\u00e5 f\u00f6rhoppningar om &#8230; <a title=\"Den kletiga f\u00f6rbannelsen\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/08\/11\/den-kletiga-forbannelsen\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Den kletiga f\u00f6rbannelsen\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}