{"id":2569,"date":"2010-02-02T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T10:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2010\/02\/02\/hej-fran-kungsholmen\/"},"modified":"2010-02-02T11:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T10:03:00","slug":"hej-fran-kungsholmen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2010\/02\/02\/hej-fran-kungsholmen\/","title":{"rendered":"Hej fr\u00e5n Kungsholmen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/96202.0x0.jpg\" target=\"_BLANK\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/96202.510x0.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/a><br \/><font style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\" size=\"2\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Jag k\u00e4nner mig inte alls hemma p\u00e5 <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kungsholmen<\/span>, hittar ingenstans h\u00e4r. S\u00e5 jag lyckades g\u00e5 fel b\u00e5de en och tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger och fick till sist hoppa in i en taxi innan jag kom fram till veterin\u00e4ren (20 minuter f\u00f6rsenad).<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Nu har jag satt mig p\u00e5 <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Caf\u00e9 Bl\u00e5b\u00e4r<\/span> (men det ligger ju vid <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Odenplan<\/span>? t\u00e4nkte jag f\u00f6rvirrat n\u00e4r <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">veterin\u00e4r-Therese<\/span> f\u00f6reslog st\u00e4llet, innan jag f\u00f6rstod att det fanns fler) runt h\u00f6rnet och ska skriva i ett par timmar innan det \u00e4r dags att h\u00e4mta upp min testikelfria kisse. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Therese tyckte att det skulle vara bra f\u00f6r <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Presley<\/span> om jag var med medan han &#8221;blev tr\u00f6tt&#8221; efter sin lugnande spruta. Det var dock inte bra f\u00f6r matte.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Efter ett par minuter b\u00f6rjade han vingla runt som <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tara Reid<\/span> efter sju tequilashots. Sen b\u00f6rjade han hulka, kr\u00e4ktes upp lite slem och kollapsade i sin egen spya, helt or\u00f6rlig och livl\u00f6s med \u00f6ppna \u00f6gon.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><br style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Det s\u00e5g s\u00e5 j\u00e4kla hemskt ut att bl\u00f6diga jag b\u00f6rjade tokgrina och betedde mig som om det var en avlivning och inte en simpel kastrering min katt skulle vara med om. <\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5ja. Nu har jag torkat t\u00e5rarna, plockat p\u00e5 mig fyra sorters sallad och ska s\u00e4tta ig\u00e5ng!<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag k\u00e4nner mig inte alls hemma p\u00e5 Kungsholmen, hittar ingenstans h\u00e4r. S\u00e5 jag lyckades g\u00e5 fel b\u00e5de en och tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger och fick till sist hoppa in i en taxi innan jag kom fram till veterin\u00e4ren (20 minuter f\u00f6rsenad).Nu har jag satt mig p\u00e5 Caf\u00e9 Bl\u00e5b\u00e4r (men det ligger ju vid Odenplan? t\u00e4nkte jag f\u00f6rvirrat &#8230; <a title=\"Hej fr\u00e5n Kungsholmen\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2010\/02\/02\/hej-fran-kungsholmen\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Hej fr\u00e5n Kungsholmen\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}