{"id":728,"date":"2009-02-24T21:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/02\/24\/den-vilda-jakten-pa-semlan\/"},"modified":"2009-02-24T21:31:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T20:31:00","slug":"den-vilda-jakten-pa-semlan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/02\/24\/den-vilda-jakten-pa-semlan\/","title":{"rendered":"Den vilda jakten p\u00e5 semlan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mitt i Den r\u00e4tte f\u00f6r Rosing<\/EM> fick jag ett ryck. Det \u00e4r faktiskt Fettisdagen idag. Man ska<\/EM> \u00e4ta semla.<\/FONT><\/P>
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Jag springer bara snabbt ner till Coop p\u00e5 h\u00f6rnet<\/EM>, t\u00e4nkte jag. Men d\u00e4r var semlorna slut. Jaha. <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>
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ICA p\u00e5 Folkungagatan d\u00e5.
”Det \u00e4r Fettisdagen, v\u00e4nnen,” sa ICA-bitr\u00e4det med nedl\u00e5tande ton, ”de har varit slut sen klockan tre.”<\/FONT><\/P>
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S\u00e5 fick jag en snilleblixt. 7 Eleven kan man alltid lita p\u00e5!

Och javisst. L\u00e5nga rader med semlor.
”\u00c4ntligen hittade jag ett st\u00e4lle som hade semlor kvar!” sa jag till tjejen i kassan, och tydligen var jag inte den f\u00f6rsta. Tidigare kunder hade beklagat sig \u00f6ver det otrevliga ICA-bitr\u00e4det.

”Hon hade visst sagt ’lilla gumman, idag \u00e4r fel dag att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka k\u00f6pa semlor'”, ber\u00e4ttade 7 Eleven-tjejen. ”Men det \u00e4r ju r\u00e4tt<\/EM> dag!” la hon till och tyckte att jag gott kunde g\u00e5 f\u00f6rbi ICA p\u00e5 v\u00e4gen hem och vifta triumferande med min p\u00e5se.

Egentligen \u00e4r jag inte s\u00e4rskilt f\u00f6rtjust i gr\u00e4dde utan skrapar bort 90 procent av den. Man skulle kunna h\u00e4vda att jag snarare \u00e4ter vetebulle med mandelmassa. <\/FONT><\/P>
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Men \u00e4nd\u00e5. Semla p\u00e5 Fettisdagen \u00e4r en m\u00e4nsklig r\u00e4ttighet, goddammit! <\/FONT><\/P>
Come to Mama…<\/EM>
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Mitt i Den r\u00e4tte f\u00f6r Rosing fick jag ett ryck. Det \u00e4r faktiskt Fettisdagen idag. Man ska \u00e4ta semla. Jag springer bara snabbt ner till Coop p\u00e5 h\u00f6rnet, t\u00e4nkte jag. Men d\u00e4r var semlorna slut. Jaha. ICA p\u00e5 Folkungagatan d\u00e5.”Det \u00e4r Fettisdagen, v\u00e4nnen,” sa ICA-bitr\u00e4det med nedl\u00e5tande ton, ”de har varit slut sen klockan tre.” S\u00e5 … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}