{"id":871,"date":"2009-03-20T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/03\/20\/nu-ar-jag-en-riktig-bloggare\/"},"modified":"2009-03-20T18:45:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T17:45:00","slug":"nu-ar-jag-en-riktig-bloggare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/03\/20\/nu-ar-jag-en-riktig-bloggare\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu \u00e4r jag en riktig bloggare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><FONT face=Georgia size=2>Nu har jag ocks\u00e5 f\u00e5tt tag p\u00e5 ett s\u00e5nt d\u00e4rnt snyggt&nbsp;klockhalsband fr\u00e5n&nbsp;<\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.fesweden.se\"><FONT face=Georgia size=2>Fe Sweden<\/FONT><\/A><FONT face=Georgia size=2>, som h\u00e4nger runt halsen p\u00e5 varje bloggkvinna med sj\u00e4lvaktning. <\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Georgia size=2><IMG src=\"\/Community\/Bloggbilder\/2009-03-20_18:45:30_dnjkyba.jpg\"><\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Georgia size=2>Jag planerar att st\u00e4lla den s\u00e5 att den g\u00e5r 10 minuter f\u00f6re och sen st\u00e5 och dingla med den framf\u00f6r&nbsp;stressade kostymnissar p\u00e5 tunnelbanan,&nbsp;bara f\u00f6r att se paniken stegra i deras \u00f6gon.<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Georgia size=2>Nej, nej, s\u00e5 elak \u00e4r jag inte. Jag ska bara anv\u00e4nda den som raggningsknep p\u00e5 krogen:<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG>Jag:<\/STRONG> Urs\u00e4kta, vet du vad klockan \u00e4r?<BR><STRONG>Mitt offer:<\/STRONG> Men du har ju en klocka runt halsen!?<BR><STRONG>Jag<\/STRONG> (ler f\u00f6rf\u00f6riskt): Jag vet det, baby, jag vet det.<BR><BR>\u00c4sch, det funkar nog inte&nbsp;heller. Jag f\u00e5r nog helt enkelt ha den&nbsp;f\u00f6r att h\u00e5lla tiden, som alla&nbsp;andra. Inte fy skam det heller.&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu har jag ocks\u00e5 f\u00e5tt tag p\u00e5 ett s\u00e5nt d\u00e4rnt snyggt&nbsp;klockhalsband fr\u00e5n&nbsp;Fe Sweden, som h\u00e4nger runt halsen p\u00e5 varje bloggkvinna med sj\u00e4lvaktning. Jag planerar att st\u00e4lla den s\u00e5 att den g\u00e5r 10 minuter f\u00f6re och sen st\u00e5 och dingla med den framf\u00f6r&nbsp;stressade kostymnissar p\u00e5 tunnelbanan,&nbsp;bara f\u00f6r att se paniken stegra i deras \u00f6gon. Nej, nej, &#8230; <a title=\"Nu \u00e4r jag en riktig bloggare\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/2009\/03\/20\/nu-ar-jag-en-riktig-bloggare\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Nu \u00e4r jag en riktig bloggare\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1809,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1809"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/malin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}