{"id":1952,"date":"2014-02-16T21:12:11","date_gmt":"2014-02-16T20:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/?p=1952"},"modified":"2014-02-16T21:21:09","modified_gmt":"2014-02-16T20:21:09","slug":"inlast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/2014\/02\/16\/inlast\/","title":{"rendered":"Inl\u00e5st"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I eftermiddags n\u00e4r vi var ut\u00a0hade jag\u00a0m\u00e5let inst\u00e4llt p\u00e5 l\u00f6parbanorna som vi brukar passera, och\u00a0passligt nog\u00a0visade sig ing\u00e5ngen vara ol\u00e5st n\u00e4r vi kom fram. (Att det fanns en bil parkerad utanf\u00f6r &#8211; vilket tydde p\u00e5 att n\u00e5gon antagligen var d\u00e4r, plus en massa lappar med r\u00e4tt korta uppmaningar i fet stil\u00a0&#8211; inte helt sv\u00e5rttydda till att obeh\u00f6riga ej hade tilltr\u00e4de, l\u00e5tsades vi inte m\u00e4rka och glatt traskade jag in med v\u00e5rt\u00a0lilla g\u00e4ng.) Tyv\u00e4rr\u00a0blev det inte s\u00e5 mycket till l\u00f6ptr\u00e4ning\u00a0d\u00e5 Vilma vaknade redan\u00a0efter min uppv\u00e4rmning, och n\u00e4r hon tre minuter senare b\u00f6rjade gallskrika i\u00a0total protest\u00a0\u00f6ver att sitta i en vagn som uppenbarligen inte r\u00f6rde sig en enda millimeter var det bara att ge upp och\u00a0promenera vidare. Trodde jag d\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Men\u00a0n\u00e4, n\u00e4r vi kommer tillbaka till ing\u00e5ngen, d\u00e5 \u00e4r den j\u00e4kla porten l\u00e5st!\u00a0L\u00e4tt stressad inser jag att\u00a0det ju\u00a0inte kommer bli\u00a0helt l\u00e4tt att\u00a0kl\u00e4ttra \u00f6ver ett\u00a0tv\u00e5 meter h\u00f6gt st\u00e4ngsel med en barnvagn och en hund p\u00e5 ryggen,\u00a0och\u00a0jag f\u00f6rklarar raskt\u00a0f\u00f6r\u00a0mina misstroget stirrande tv\u00e5 sm\u00e5 att &#8221;mamma fixar det h\u00e4r, keine problem&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>G\u00e5r runt anl\u00e4ggningarna. Ropar lite &#8221;hall\u00e5&#8221;. (N\u00e4r man \u00e4r stressad \u00e4r spr\u00e5khj\u00e4rnan om m\u00f6jligt \u00e4nnu s\u00e4mre, och mitt andra alternativ var &#8221;ich bin here&#8221;, vilket ju inte k\u00e4ndes \u00f6verdrivet fyndigt. <em>N\u00e4h\u00e4, det menar du inte!<\/em>, liksom.)<\/p>\n<p>Till slut hittar vi en man, och inte vilken som helst! Han kommer ut ur ett av husen, uppenbart full och med en \u00f6l i handen, men p\u00e5\u00a0bra hum\u00f6r trots fetstilsuppmaningarna som jag brutit mot. F\u00f6rst tittar\u00a0han bara v\u00e4ldigt f\u00f6rv\u00e5nat p\u00e5 oss (och \u00e4ven\u00a0r\u00e4tt mycket p\u00e5 den l\u00e5sta porten, man kan n\u00e4stan h\u00f6ra hans\u00a0<em>&#8221;huh?<\/em>&#8221;), men n\u00e4r jag\u00a0f\u00f6rklarar att\u00a0vi \u00e4r inl\u00e5sta och g\u00e4rna vill komma ut s\u00e5 kommer det ett glatt konstaterande\u00a0&#8221;ja, ja&#8221;. Varp\u00e5 han sen till\u00e4gger (n\u00f6jt) &#8221;Aj \u00e4m a footb\u00e5ll playjer&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Haha, ja, vad s\u00e4ger man? Dessa fotbollsspelare allts\u00e5, det \u00e4r till att ha bra sj\u00e4lvf\u00f6rtroende bara! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Hoppas ni f\u00e5r en fin avslutning p\u00e5 veckan! Puss och kram!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0012.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1953\" alt=\"001\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0012-680x453.jpg\" width=\"680\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0012-680x453.jpg 680w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0012-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0012.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0022.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1954\" alt=\"002\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0022.jpg\" width=\"903\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0022.jpg 903w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0022-264x300.jpg 264w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0022-599x680.jpg 599w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 903px) 100vw, 903px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0073.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1955\" alt=\"007\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0073-680x453.jpg\" width=\"680\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0073-680x453.jpg 680w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0073-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0073.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0082.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1956\" alt=\"008\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0082-680x516.jpg\" width=\"680\" height=\"516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0082-680x516.jpg 680w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0082-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0082.jpg 1348w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0122.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1957\" alt=\"012\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0122-680x453.jpg\" width=\"680\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0122-680x453.jpg 680w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0122-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0122.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0163.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1958\" alt=\"016\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0163-680x453.jpg\" width=\"680\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0163-680x453.jpg 680w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0163-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/files\/2014\/02\/0163.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I eftermiddags n\u00e4r vi var ut\u00a0hade jag\u00a0m\u00e5let inst\u00e4llt p\u00e5 l\u00f6parbanorna som vi brukar passera, och\u00a0passligt nog\u00a0visade sig ing\u00e5ngen vara ol\u00e5st n\u00e4r vi kom fram. (Att det fanns en bil parkerad utanf\u00f6r &#8211; vilket tydde p\u00e5 att n\u00e5gon antagligen var d\u00e4r, plus en massa lappar med r\u00e4tt korta uppmaningar i fet stil\u00a0&#8211; inte helt sv\u00e5rttydda till &#8230; <a title=\"Inl\u00e5st\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/2014\/02\/16\/inlast\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Inl\u00e5st\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4232,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4232"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1952\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mariaslife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}