{"id":694,"date":"2009-10-06T16:17:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/2009\/10\/06\/blondiner-2\/"},"modified":"2009-10-06T16:17:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:17:00","slug":"blondiner-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/2009\/10\/06\/blondiner-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondiner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><STRONG>Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r skillnad p\u00e5 en blondin och en fallsk\u00e4rm?<BR>&#8211; Fallsk\u00e4rmen \u00f6ppnar sig inte alltid.<BR><BR>Hur dr\u00e4nker man en blondin?<BR>&#8211; L\u00e4gg en spegel p\u00e5 botten av en pool.<BR><BR>Hur f\u00e5r man en blondin att krossa n\u00e4san?<BR>&#8211; Man visar kuken under ett glasbord.<BR><BR>Vad s\u00e4ger blondinen n\u00e4r hon f\u00f6der barn?<BR>&#8211; Jag hoppas verkligen det \u00e4r mitt.<BR><BR>Hur stj\u00e4l man en f\u00f6nsterplats fr\u00e5n en blondin som ska flyga till Paris?<BR>&#8211; S\u00e4g att bara mittenstolarna g\u00e5r till Paris.<\/STRONG><\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>Hittade de h\u00e4r p\u00e5 en blogg f\u00f6r ett tag sedan och nu vill jag dela mig till er. <\/STRONG><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r skillnad p\u00e5 en blondin och en fallsk\u00e4rm?&#8211; Fallsk\u00e4rmen \u00f6ppnar sig inte alltid.Hur dr\u00e4nker man en blondin?&#8211; L\u00e4gg en spegel p\u00e5 botten av en pool.Hur f\u00e5r man en blondin att krossa n\u00e4san?&#8211; Man visar kuken under ett glasbord.Vad s\u00e4ger blondinen n\u00e4r hon f\u00f6der barn?&#8211; Jag hoppas verkligen det \u00e4r mitt.Hur stj\u00e4l man &#8230; <a title=\"Blondiner\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/2009\/10\/06\/blondiner-2\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Blondiner\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1694,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1694"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/marieplosjo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}