En kille…
… sl\u00e5r sig ner bredvid en snygg tjej vid baren. Han b\u00f6rjar pilla p\u00e5 sin klocka.
– \u00c4r din date f\u00f6rsenad, fr\u00e5gar tjejen.
– Nej, svarar han, det h\u00e4r \u00e4r en specialklocka som skickar information. Just nu st\u00e5r det att du inte har n\u00e5gra trosor p\u00e5 dig!
– Men d\u00e5 hoppas jag att du inte betalat alltf\u00f6r mycket f\u00f6r klockan f\u00f6r den fungerar uppenbarligen inte, svarar hon kaxigt.
Killen ler sj\u00e4lvs\u00e4kert, knackar p\u00e5 klockan och s\u00e4ger:
– Den g\u00e5r en timme f\u00f6r fort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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