{"id":144,"date":"2013-10-12T23:15:47","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T21:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/?p=144"},"modified":"2013-10-12T23:15:47","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T21:15:47","slug":"seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/2013\/10\/12\/seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"Seriously?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t even know where to start. My life is a joke, and I don’t know whether to hysterically laugh or jump off the nearest bridge. I woke up yesterday with ginormous shrek feet for no reason at all, and went to my doctor. He freaks out, tells me to rush to the emergency room because he fears that I have a blod clot in my leg. So I spent 9 hours at the hospital yesterday being poked, xrayed, and ultrasounded. They found nothing.<\/p>\n

I was sent home with ”stay off your feet for the next few days and see what happens”. Reassuring. I can’t walk, so I guess I’m stuck here in bed with balloon feet until futher notice. Arghhgkla;fejio[hrangklsad m,v.<\/p>\n

Here’s a ridiculous picture from waking up this morning.<\/p>\n

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I don’t even know where to start. My life is a joke, and I don’t know whether to hysterically laugh or jump off the nearest bridge. I woke up yesterday with ginormous shrek feet for no reason at all, and went to my doctor. He freaks out, tells me to rush to the emergency room … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6026,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6026"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/mirelleherrey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}