{"id":134,"date":"2011-07-29T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T11:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/2011\/07\/29\/tjenis-penis\/"},"modified":"2011-07-29T12:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T11:01:00","slug":"tjenis-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/2011\/07\/29\/tjenis-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"Tjenis penis!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Nu &auml;r min b&auml;stis h&auml;r, ig&aring;r n&auml;r hon kom s&aring; skrev vi en ink&ouml;ps lista &amp; drog till aff&auml;ren &amp; handla. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Sen k&auml;kade vi mat, Ris, Kyckling &amp; Curry s&aring;s. Morgan kom hit &amp; kollade p&aring; film med oss, vi gick &amp; sov vid 1:00 tiden.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Men n&auml;r jag skulle sova s&aring; ser jag en stor j&auml;vla svart spindel i taket, C hade sett den tidigare men han orkade inte ta bort den&#8230;. Men det fick han lov att g&ouml;ra! \ud83d\ude42 Sen kollade C efter n&aring;gra spindar p&aring; sin sida av s&auml;ngen, s&aring; kollar jag ner p&aring; min sida &amp; ser en j&auml;vla &auml;cklig spindel, jag skrek rakt ut, jag lovar att alla grannar i hela huset m&aring;ste ha vaknat! Den kr&ouml;p emot mina byxor &amp; den var 1 cm fr&aring;n min mobil, jag tror spindeln blev lika r&auml;dd f&ouml;r mig som jag blev f&ouml;r den, den sprang rakt mot f&ouml;nstret &amp; skj&ouml;t spindeln&auml;t och f&ouml;rsvann. BL&Auml;&Auml;&Auml;&Auml;! Aldrig mer &ouml;ppet f&ouml;nster i sovrummet, aldrig, vi bor &auml;nd&aring; p&aring; 5 v&aring;ningen?? Hall&aring; ska spindlar lyckas ta sig in &auml;nd&aring;? \ud83d\ude41<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: 14px;\">Jag h&aring;ller p&aring; &amp; g&ouml;r kaffe s&aring; ska jag &amp; Heidi g&aring; ut &amp; s&auml;tta oss.. Vi h&ouml;rs senare. Puss<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu &auml;r min b&auml;stis h&auml;r, ig&aring;r n&auml;r hon kom s&aring; skrev vi en ink&ouml;ps lista &amp; drog till aff&auml;ren &amp; handla. Sen k&auml;kade vi mat, Ris, Kyckling &amp; Curry s&aring;s. Morgan kom hit &amp; kollade p&aring; film med oss, vi gick &amp; sov vid 1:00 tiden. Men n&auml;r jag skulle sova s&aring; ser jag en &#8230; <a title=\"Tjenis penis!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/2011\/07\/29\/tjenis-penis\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Tjenis penis!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1205,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-livsstil-by-miranda"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1205"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/oljepalm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}