{"id":173,"date":"2011-11-27T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T16:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pavagned.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/27\/oh-du-avskyvarda-underbara-gegga\/"},"modified":"2011-11-27T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T16:54:00","slug":"oh-du-avskyvarda-underbara-gegga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/2011\/11\/27\/oh-du-avskyvarda-underbara-gegga\/","title":{"rendered":"-Oh du avskyv\u00e4rda underbara gegga-"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Klet.Klet.<\/p>\n<p>Det tar tid.<br \/>Hittar inga handskar. Vill verkligen inte anv\u00e4nda plastp\u00e5sar, men utan n\u00e5got p\u00e5 h\u00e4nderna \u00e4r de morotsf\u00e4rgade i flera veckor.<br \/>Jag f\u00e5r en id\u00e9. I tisdags f\u00e4rgade jag h\u00e5ret p\u00e5 min syster.<br \/>Gr\u00e4ver i soporna.<br \/>Hittar ett par kletiga, missf\u00e4rgade plasthandskar. B\u00e4ttre \u00e4n plastp\u00e5sar. Arg. Tv\u00e4ttar dem l\u00e4nge i hett vatten s\u00e5 att det v\u00e4rsta av den ingrodda f\u00e4rgen f\u00f6rsvinner. B\u00e4ttre nu.<\/p>\n<p>Nu b\u00f6rjar det eviga kletet. Hela duschen blir spr\u00e4cklig. Jag blir fl\u00e4ckig. Hela jag. Det rinner. Det f\u00e4rgar av sig. F\u00e4rgen r\u00e4ckte inte. IGEN. Och jag som blandat dubbelt s\u00e5 mycket som jag brukar, plus klippt av mig halva h\u00e5ret sen senaste g\u00e5ngen.<br \/>Sv\u00e4r ljudligt i duschen men det hj\u00e4lper inte. F\u00e5r lov att dryga ut det sista med vatten och kleta p\u00e5.<br \/>Efter \u00e5r och dar av insmetande kliver jag ut ur duschen. M\u00e5ste t\u00e4cka h\u00e5ret med n\u00e5gonting&#8230; Var \u00e4r duschm\u00f6ssan? Mamma? Vet inte. Syster? Vet inte. Pappa..? Ha.<br \/>Panik. Tr\u00e4r p\u00e5 en plastp\u00e5se p\u00e5 huvudet och ett gammalt p\u00e5slakan p\u00e5 det. Binder ihop med skosn\u00f6ren. Vackert.<br \/>Jag k\u00e4nner hur det kittlas efter halsen. Kikar i spegeln. Det rinner en prydlig rand morotsbrunt utefter min nacke och f\u00e4rgar huden den vandrar \u00f6ver. Fasen. Torkar bort med bl\u00f6tt papper och b\u00f6rjar att t\u00e4cka f\u00f6r alla h\u00e5l jag kan med papper. Det blir mycket. Tappar pappersrullen p\u00e5 marken, b\u00f6jer mig ned och flera tussar ramlar ned. Det kittlas efter halsen igen. Rinner.<br \/>Andas.<\/p>\n<p>Middag. Syster. &#8221;Det rinner!&#8221;<br \/>Stoppa med papper.<br \/>&#8221;..det rinner!&#8221;<br \/>Stoppa med papper.<br \/>&#8221;..pappret ramlade ut.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu har jag fasen snart nog. Halva tiden har g\u00e5tt. M\u00e5ste skynda mig iv\u00e4g och t\u00e4ta.<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;text-align:center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/dsc_0925.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/3a7b6-dsc_0925.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align:center\">Citron, vatten och hennapulver&#8230;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;text-align:center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/dsc_0933.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/bd8ae-dsc_0933.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align:center\">Geggas ihop.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;text-align:center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/dsc_0935.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/218b6-dsc_0935.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align:center\">Geggagegga<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;text-align:center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/dsc_0940.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/3ab0b-dsc_0940.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align:center\">Oops blev lite f\u00f6r bl\u00f6tt.. gegga mer.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;text-align:center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align:center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/dsc_0945.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"http:\/\/pavagned.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/11828-dsc_0945.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align:center\">Blandningen klar! In i h\u00e5ret och lid.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klet.Klet. Det tar tid.Hittar inga handskar. Vill verkligen inte anv\u00e4nda plastp\u00e5sar, men utan n\u00e5got p\u00e5 h\u00e4nderna \u00e4r de morotsf\u00e4rgade i flera veckor.Jag f\u00e5r en id\u00e9. I tisdags f\u00e4rgade jag h\u00e5ret p\u00e5 min syster.Gr\u00e4ver i soporna.Hittar ett par kletiga, missf\u00e4rgade plasthandskar. B\u00e4ttre \u00e4n plastp\u00e5sar. Arg. Tv\u00e4ttar dem l\u00e4nge i hett vatten s\u00e5 att det v\u00e4rsta av &#8230; <a title=\"-Oh du avskyv\u00e4rda underbara gegga-\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/2011\/11\/27\/oh-du-avskyvarda-underbara-gegga\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om -Oh du avskyv\u00e4rda underbara gegga-\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5744,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5744"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}