{"id":221,"date":"2011-12-08T12:51:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T12:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pavagned.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/08\/jag-vet-vad-du-gor-nar-jag-inte-ser\/"},"modified":"2011-12-08T12:51:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T12:51:00","slug":"jag-vet-vad-du-gor-nar-jag-inte-ser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/2011\/12\/08\/jag-vet-vad-du-gor-nar-jag-inte-ser\/","title":{"rendered":"-Jag vet vad du g\u00f6r n\u00e4r jag inte ser-"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e5 passar du p\u00e5. Hela tiden. Du och du.<br \/>Hon beh\u00f6ver lite mer..<br \/>S\u00e5 spetsar du mj\u00f6lken med gr\u00e4dde.<br \/>F\u00f6r du vet, att jag brukar ta mig en skv\u00e4tt till kaffet.<br \/>D\u00e4rf\u00f6r halverar jag min mj\u00f6lkm\u00e4ngd, eller \u00e4nnu b\u00e4ttre;<br \/>tar ingen mj\u00f6lk alls.<br \/>S\u00e5 g\u00e5r det j\u00e4mt upp liksom<\/p>\n<p>Sen k\u00f6per du ett br\u00f6d, kallar det grovt- men egentligen \u00e4r det ett vitt i en brun f\u00f6rkl\u00e4dnad.<br \/>N\u00e4r du steker k\u00f6ttf\u00e4rsen tar du dubbelt s\u00e5 mycket sm\u00f6r att steka i- det beh\u00f6ver hon, t\u00e4nker du.<br \/>Hon m\u00e4rker \u00e4nd\u00e5 inget.<br \/>Men jag vet. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r halverar jag min k\u00f6ttf\u00e4rsm\u00e4ngd och sk\u00e4r mitt br\u00f6d tunnare.<br \/>S\u00e5 g\u00e5r det j\u00e4mt upp liksom.<\/p>\n<p>Saltgurkan som jag tar till maten har du sockrat i smyg.<br \/>Det gjorde du n\u00e4r jag tv\u00e4ttade h\u00e4nderna, innan maten.<br \/>F\u00f6r du vet, att jag inte tar lingonsylt.<br \/>Men jag k\u00e4nde det p\u00e5 smaken.<br \/>D\u00e4rf\u00f6r tog jag bara halva m\u00e4ngden.<br \/>S\u00e5 g\u00e5r det j\u00e4mt upp liksom.<\/p>\n<p>Du t\u00e4nker: hon beh\u00f6ver g\u00f6das!<br \/>D\u00e4rf\u00f6r g\u00f6r du s\u00e5 h\u00e4r. F\u00f6r mitt eget b\u00e4sta.<br \/>Ha! Men jag fick dig allt!<br \/>Avsl\u00f6jad!<br \/>Jag vet vad du g\u00f6r. Mig lurar du inte.<br \/>F\u00f6r det \u00e4r bara jag sj\u00e4lv, som lyckas lura mig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e5 passar du p\u00e5. Hela tiden. Du och du.Hon beh\u00f6ver lite mer..S\u00e5 spetsar du mj\u00f6lken med gr\u00e4dde.F\u00f6r du vet, att jag brukar ta mig en skv\u00e4tt till kaffet.D\u00e4rf\u00f6r halverar jag min mj\u00f6lkm\u00e4ngd, eller \u00e4nnu b\u00e4ttre;tar ingen mj\u00f6lk alls.S\u00e5 g\u00e5r det j\u00e4mt upp liksom Sen k\u00f6per du ett br\u00f6d, kallar det grovt- men egentligen \u00e4r det &#8230; <a title=\"-Jag vet vad du g\u00f6r n\u00e4r jag inte ser-\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/2011\/12\/08\/jag-vet-vad-du-gor-nar-jag-inte-ser\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om -Jag vet vad du g\u00f6r n\u00e4r jag inte ser-\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5744,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5744"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/pavagned\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}