2010
1. Sue all the bloggers who say I look like E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
2. Start my own daytime TV talk show that will be even worse than Tyra’s.
3. Create a bobblehead doll with the same measurements of my own head
1. Get back to cheating again once this scandal blows over.
2. Get back to playing golf so I can afford to pay my wife all that money I owe her for cheating.
3. Use a backup cell phone hidden with the phone numbers of all my future mistresses
1. Keep my mouth shut and just be beautiful.
2. Dump, date, and dump my boyfriend Brian Austin Green again.
3. Bore more of my fans with ”Jennifer’s Body part 2.”
