{"id":152,"date":"2010-01-07T22:41:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-07T21:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/samotvoja\/2010\/01\/07\/new-years-resolutions\/"},"modified":"2010-01-07T22:41:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T21:41:00","slug":"new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/samotvoja\/2010\/01\/07\/new-years-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year’s resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tila Tequila<\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/A><\/CENTER>
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1. Sue all the bloggers who say I look like E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
2. Start my own daytime TV talk show that will be even worse than Tyra’s.
3. Create a bobblehead doll with the same measurements of my own head<\/STRONG><\/P>
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Tiger Woods<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A><\/CENTER>
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1. Get back to cheating again once this scandal blows over.
2. Get back to playing golf so I can afford to pay my wife all that money I owe her for cheating.
3. Use a backup cell phone hidden with the phone numbers of all my future mistresses<\/STRONG><\/P>
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Megan Fox<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A><\/CENTER>
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1. Keep my mouth shut and just be beautiful.
2. Dump, date, and dump my boyfriend <\/STRONG>Brian Austin Green<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A> again.
3. Bore more of my fans with ”<\/STRONG>Jennifer’s Body<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A> part 2.”<\/STRONG>
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