{"id":100,"date":"2010-01-11T00:09:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/swedishbrunette\/2010\/01\/11\/30-reasons-why-a-beer-is-better-than-a-woman\/"},"modified":"2010-01-11T00:09:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T23:09:00","slug":"30-reasons-why-a-beer-is-better-than-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/swedishbrunette\/2010\/01\/11\/30-reasons-why-a-beer-is-better-than-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"30 reasons why a beer is better than a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"

   
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   1. You can always have more than 1 beer a night and not feel guilty <\/DIV>
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   2. Beer doesn’t care if you’ve fallen asleep after you’ve had it<\/DIV>
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   3. Beer tastes good<\/DIV>
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   4. You always know that you’re the first one to pop a beer<\/DIV>
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   5. After you have a beer, you’re only committed to dumping the empty bottle<\/DIV>
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   6. With a glass, you can always get good head<\/DIV>
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   7. When you say you love beer, you don’t have to mean it<\/DIV>
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   8. A beer has no problems with you taking it’s top off<\/DIV>
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   9. Beer has no mother<\/DIV>
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  10. Beer won’t follow you around for a week after you’ve had it<\/DIV>
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  11. A beer makes everything ok. A woman makes everything a problem.<\/DIV>
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  12. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer<\/DIV>
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  13. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car<\/DIV>
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  14. It is easy to compliment a good beer<\/DIV>
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  15. You can shoot a beer<\/DIV>
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  16. Beer doesn’t want foreplay before you have it<\/DIV>
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  17. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells quite good for a while<\/DIV>
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  18. You are never embarassed about the beer you take to a party<\/DIV>
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  19. You can have a beer in public<\/DIV>
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  20. A beer is always wet<\/DIV>
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  21. A beer will always go down easily<\/DIV>
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  22. Big, fat beers are nice to have<\/DIV>
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  23. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer<\/DIV>
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  24. A beer doesn’t think football is stupid<\/DIV>
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  25. Beer doesn’t go crazy once a month<\/DIV>
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  26. You can share a beer with your mates<\/DIV>
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  27. Beer doesn’t demand equality<\/DIV>
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  28. Beer stains wash out<\/DIV>
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  29. Beer doesn’t make you go shopping<\/DIV>
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  30. Beer always listens and never argues<\/DIV> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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