{"id":94,"date":"2011-12-06T00:16:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T23:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/2011\/12\/06\/damn-the-two-hairy-monsters\/"},"modified":"2011-12-06T00:16:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T23:16:00","slug":"damn-the-two-hairy-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/2011\/12\/06\/damn-the-two-hairy-monsters\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn the two hairy monsters!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My little shit dogs have yet again ripped up one of my belongings.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>First there was a passport.<\/p>\n<p>Then there were my shoes.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was a belt.<\/p>\n<p>Then there were my bags.<\/p>\n<p>Then there were yet again another few passports, and anything in leather.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have failed as a parent and I now have two &#8217;brats&#8217; as dogs. Haha.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My poor santa decoration \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>RIP &nbsp;Shengdan Laoren.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/270032.0x0.jpg\" target=\"_BLANK\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.improveme.se\/data\/filearchive\/270032.510x0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My little shit dogs have yet again ripped up one of my belongings.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; First there was a passport. Then there were my shoes. Then there was a belt. Then there were my bags. Then there were yet again another few passports, and anything in leather.&nbsp; I have failed as a parent and I &#8230; <a title=\"Damn the two hairy monsters!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/2011\/12\/06\/damn-the-two-hairy-monsters\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Damn the two hairy monsters!\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":337,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/337"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/valentina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}