{"id":13468,"date":"2013-10-23T20:30:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-23T18:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/?p=13468"},"modified":"2013-10-24T13:07:18","modified_gmt":"2013-10-24T11:07:18","slug":"vad-hande","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/2013\/10\/23\/vad-hande\/","title":{"rendered":"Vad h\u00e4nde?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jag har lyckats sl\u00e5 ett nytt rekord sittandes hos en fris\u00f6r. Efter regn kommer sol. J\u00e4klars, vad jag kikade p\u00e5 armbandet ett tag. Nu h\u00e5ller jag p\u00e5 skratta ihj\u00e4l mig \u00f6ver hur duktiga de \u00e4r som lyckas h\u00e5lla masken medans de firrar till mitt k\u00f6nsh\u00e5r till h\u00e5r \ud83d\ude42 Jag anl\u00e4nder blondare \u00e4n ett sp\u00f6ke till frissan. De tycker att jag \u00e4r alltf\u00f6r sp\u00f6klikt blond. &#8221;Japp&#8221; ! Jag po\u00e4ngterar att jag vill ha en nyans m\u00f6rkare med solkyssta slingor kvar och avsluta med en toning \u00f6ver hela h\u00e5ret&#8230;. <strong>Vad h\u00e4nde?<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/pic_5148befae087c37c400f9a9e.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13469\" title=\"pic_5148befae087c37c400f9a9e\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/pic_5148befae087c37c400f9a9e.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"799\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/pic_5148befae087c37c400f9a9e.jpg 600w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/pic_5148befae087c37c400f9a9e-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a> Ungef\u00e4r s\u00e5 h\u00e4r s\u00e5g jag ut n\u00e4r jag kikade mot H\u00e4xans spegel. Som det d\u00e4r lilla barnet med tunna tunna stripor slickade mot mitt h\u00e4rliga vampyr ansikte \ud83d\ude42 Om ni hade sett min min s\u00e5 hade ni sett <strong>DRACULA<\/strong>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Det n\u00e4stan skv\u00e4tte ut blod n\u00e4r jag i min stilla iver f\u00f6rklarade hur jag kunde vara ljusare NU \u00e4n n\u00e4r jag slant in. De svarar; &#8221; Nej, men detta \u00e4r j\u00e4ttefint&#8230;.&#8221; Vad du tycker \u00e4r underbart intressant, svarade jag. D\u00e4remot tyckte du att jag var f\u00f6r ljus n\u00e4r jag kom OCH nu \u00e4r jag \u00e4nnu ljusare. &#8221; Har du m\u00e5nne tro \u00e4ndrat dig?&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/3427_10151740272512734_424233684_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13470\" title=\"3427_10151740272512734_424233684_n\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/3427_10151740272512734_424233684_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/3427_10151740272512734_424233684_n.jpg 640w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/3427_10151740272512734_424233684_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/3427_10151740272512734_424233684_n-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> I detta fallet s\u00e5 m\u00e5ste jag nog s\u00f6ka efter en <strong>SVARTH\u00c5RIG<\/strong> kompis \ud83d\ude42 Ja, <em>ni<\/em> det var bara att f\u00f6rklara med silkeslen r\u00f6st och med l\u00e5nga fransar att jag skulle ha det <strong>EXAKT<\/strong> s\u00e5 som vi hade kommit \u00f6verens om. D\u00e5 s\u00e4ger m\u00e4nniskan; &#8221; Jamen, dina toppar \u00e4r s\u00e5 ljusa s\u00e5 det hade blivit om\u00f6jligt att tona dem m\u00f6rkare&#8230;&#8221; N\u00e4r jag h\u00f6r ordet <strong>OM\u00d6JLIGT<\/strong>, s\u00e5 t\u00e4nker jag per automatik att man tappat det. <strong>INGET<\/strong> \u00e4r om\u00f6jligt. \u00a0&#8221; S\u00e5 hur kan det komma sig att p\u00e5 min gata i Sthlm kan de firra mitt blekta h\u00e5r efter tillbringat 100m\u00e5nader i solen&#8230;hahaha&#8230;&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/1375671_10151720069482734_2144630807_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13471\" title=\"1375671_10151720069482734_2144630807_n\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/1375671_10151720069482734_2144630807_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/1375671_10151720069482734_2144630807_n.jpg 640w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/1375671_10151720069482734_2144630807_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/10\/1375671_10151720069482734_2144630807_n-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> Mitt <strong>T\u00c5LAMOD<\/strong> \u00e4r alldeles underbart mycket l\u00e4ngre \u00e4n vad det var f\u00f6r 4 \u00e5r sedan &#8211; <strong>TACK ITALIEN !!!!<\/strong> 5timmar senare &#8211; s\u00e5 \u00e4r jag <strong>HELN\u00d6JD<\/strong> \ud83d\ude42 !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag har lyckats sl\u00e5 ett nytt rekord sittandes hos en fris\u00f6r. Efter regn kommer sol. J\u00e4klars, vad jag kikade p\u00e5 armbandet ett tag. Nu h\u00e5ller jag p\u00e5 skratta ihj\u00e4l mig \u00f6ver hur duktiga de \u00e4r som lyckas h\u00e5lla masken medans de firrar till mitt k\u00f6nsh\u00e5r till h\u00e5r \ud83d\ude42 Jag anl\u00e4nder blondare \u00e4n ett sp\u00f6ke till &#8230; <a title=\"Vad h\u00e4nde?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/2013\/10\/23\/vad-hande\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Vad h\u00e4nde?\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-italien-italy-italia","category-kvinnor-women-le-donne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/288"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13468\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}